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  • Frankensprite

    14-month-old plays around with dad’s smartphone, accidentally buys Austin Healy off eBay

    Kids by and large are pretty dumb and prone to randomly pushing buttons and whatnot because to them it’s fun, with no ramificiations whatsoever. Remember this next time your toddler or young child asks to play with your smartphone, because what happened to Paul Stoute could happen to you....
  • Now you can wipe your butt with an American classic thanks to this eBay auction

    Looking for a special gift for the person who loves classic American novels and toilet paper, because if you are your long, exhausting search is over.  Although the eBay auction ended earlier today, chances are the seller will relist this one-of-a-kind item, Herman Melville’s opus Moby Dick hand-typed on...
  • Eau de Tom Cruise for sale on eBay

    Bordering on the insane, eBay user lowgonjay has put up for sale some bottled water, claimed to be from a pool in which “the” Tom Cruise, along with his current wife Katie Holmes (I preferred Nicole Kidman), and daughter Suri allegedly would have bathed on July 16th 2011. Not...
  • Chinese man sells son on the Internet

    Seems no one gets a bargain like the Chinese. A 22-year-old man from the central province of Hubeia, received a suspended jail sentence for selling his young son on the Internet for 18,000 yuan or $us2,650 dollars. Surely that is a bargain in any language. The unmarried man sold his two-year-old son to...