florida

  • Ruth Amen

    Office manager throws surprise birthday party for boss, gets busted for embezzlement

    Yep, pretty sure that when office manager Ruth Amen threw a surprise birthday party for one of her bosses she never imagined that it would lead to her getting charged with embezzling $182,000 from the Boca Grande, Fla., realty office she worked for. Yet here we are. The 46-year-old...
  • Man Arrested While Riding Horse Drunk

    Got a horse? Make sure you don’t ride it drunk or you could get arrested. That’s what happened to a man in Bunnell, Florida. He was riding his horse, after have a few too many alcoholic bevvies, and ended up attracting the attention of the police. You see, he...
  • Bad ‘Santa’ Busted For Illegal Alcohol Sales

    Mike Bussey, the self professed “King of Rock and Roll Debauchery,” was arrested for illegally selling booze to an undercover officer at his home during his “Mike Busey’s End of the World Sexy Santa Holiday B-Day.” To be fair, he wasn’t the one serving the alcohol. A bartender was...
  • Mother Daughter Porn Duo Cause Controversy

    There’s a lot of things to do with your mom. Spa days are fun, shopping is great, but having sex with men at the same time…. ummmm, not sure that’s something you should be doing with the woman who birthed you. To the Sexxxtons it’s perfectly fine especially when...
  • Man Gets Intimate With A Donkey, Calls Laws Against It Backward

    Looking at the smiling mug shot of 31-year old Carlos Romero you might think he’s a nice looking young man. And who’s to say he isn’t nice. One thing the picture won’t tell you is he likes having sex with horses and donkeys. It also won’t tell you that...
  • Giant fist sized eye washes up on Florida shore

    A giant fish sized eye was found last week by a strolling man in Pompano Beach near Fort Lauderdale Florida. The man immediately reported it to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Officials initially attributed the giant eye to a deep sea giant squid but later, after noticing the...
  • Topless driver evades police where hundreds of shirt wearing men failed

    We’ve all seen the police chase videos, on the increasingly obsolete television, or more modernly, on sites like YouTube and Break.com. If you pay attention all the videos they show have a single, somewhat painful ending which is usually summed up by about twelve policemen’s knees to the back...
  • Florida airboat captain who lost his hand in gator attack now charged with unlawful feeding of said gator

    Insult meet injury. A 63-year-old airboat captain from Florida, the alliteratively named Wallace Weatherholt, was on the receiving end of an unfortunate alligator attack on June 12 while giving an Indiana family a tour of the Everglades.  The 2.7-metre long gator ended up dining on Weatherholt’s hand, leaving the...
  • Mall security guard busted men killing alligator

    Two men from Lake Wales, Florida were arrested last Saturday for allegedly killing a 9-and-a-half-foot alligator at the Eagle Ridge Mall. Deputies allege that 41-year-old Rodney Michael and 28-year-old Dustin Moore used a fishing pole with chicken to lure the reptile out of a retention pond at the mall...