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An Ontario woman was more than a little surprised to be woken from her sleep by the sound of her door being broken into. It was the police and they broke into Mary Brown’s apartment in fears there was a woman being hurt, however, the cries they were hearing...

Thanks to The Daily Swarm for sharing this Craigslist ad from a bassist looking for work. It’s an ad that any aspiring and professional musician, actor, writer, painter, artist of anytime can appreciate, mostly for it’s arrogance, demands and well blatant egotism. It reads: Bass Player Available NOW (Nashville...

Batman is out and about the streets of Bradford, England and capturing criminals for the police. However, this Batman isn’t in the best of shape. He’s a little “portly” as news outlets reported. And his costume isn’t snugly fit but a little loose. Yet, he seems to have an...

The end of the beer seems to be a life or death moment for two Canadians in Lindsay, Ontario. The couple, ages 39 and 41, got into a very loud argument over who would drink the last beer. It was so loud police were called by neighbors and when...

There are indeed some things you never do in a hotel and this would be one of them. An unnamed man, naked in all his birth glory, decided it would be a good idea to leave his dirty room service tray outside his hotel room. Great idea to get...

Tim Horton’s is a pretty big thing in Canada, even the States now. Known for it’s coffee, donuts and other goodies it’s a staple for most Canadians with line-ups for the drive thru sometimes affecting traffic in the streets. But they rarely run out of coffee or donuts so...

For Canadian Jason Shron there’s nothing more relaxing that sitting in a seat of the country’s VIA train service. He loves it so much he decided to build a perfect replica of a train car in his basement. Actually, if you’re being fully accurate he turned his basement into...

In China, the father of 23-year old Xiao Feng got so frustrated with his son’s constant game playing (and his inability to find a job) that he hired an online hit man to solve the problem. You see, Xiao is really good at his favorite role playing game and...

In the world of the stupid criminal… A 40-year old man in Detroit was nabbed for a robbery he committed 3 months earlier because he went back to the same restaurant that he had robbed. Yes, the unnamed suspect from Pontiac, went into the McDonald’s in the suburbs of...