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  • TV Hosts Sneeze Leads to Boogey Bubble on Live TV

    When you gotta sneeze you gotta sneeze. Usually it’s an uneventful thing- a tiny little “ah-choo” that might get a “bless you,” if you’re lucky. For TV host Peter Simon it was a downright embarrassing turn of events when his sneeze turned into a huge bubble of snot and...
  • Chinese gastronomists hope to test world’s appetite for pee eggs

    Local chefs in Dongyang, Zhejiang province (in eastern China) have a two-thousand-year-old delicacy that they are hoping to take further afield: eggs boiled in the urine of little boys. If you want to try to recreate your own Dongyang urine egg experience, the recipe is really quite simple. All...
  • Man Victim of Huge “Alien” Tumor, Lives to Tell the Tale

    A California man is lucky to be alive after doctors found a huge, cancerous tumor with tentacles growing inside him last year. The tumor, which looks like the pods from the sci-fi film “Alien,” was the size of a soccer ball and doctors estimate it was growing inside of...
  • Pass the Meat Water

    Remember that phony ad from The Simpsons that featured the phrase “the great taste of Worcestershire sauce in a soft drink”? It was ridiculous and funny to everyone who watched it, everyone except for Krautkraemer – the company that has brought us Meat Water. I don’t know why someone...
  • Culinary excuses for public masturbation

    Not too many excuses fly when a person is caught fondling his or herself – but people being people will always try to talk their way out of trouble… as was the case with the two gentlemen that are the subject of this article....
  • Colonoscopy reveals incredibly resilient insect

    Colonoscopies are gross and scary enough on their own without cockroaches being introduced into the mix – but the photograph that you see before you is of exactly that: a cockroach in someone’s colon, a live one no less....
  • Wrestler stink-fingers opponent, gets charged with sexual battery

    A 17-year-old wrestler from Fresno County is facing a charge of sexual battery after he employed an unsavory yet widely used technique in a match against a 14-year-old. The move in question is called a “butt drag” and it involves grabbing your opponent by the buttock and sticking fingers...
  • Responding to this ad would seem to be a really, really bad idea

    The person who spent good money taking out this ad may very well be as frightening as a man who grabs random butts in public places is disgusting. Responding to the ad would probably be a bad thing for everyone involved. ...
  • Loose lips sink father-son ass to mouth to mouth heroin smuggling plot

    Prison authorities at the federal prison in Florence, Colorado have uncovered what just may be the grossest and stupidest heroin smuggling plot of all time. Over the summer, 56-year-old Donald Denney and his son of the same name planned an elaborate system that would allow them to bring heroin...