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  • Border Officials End Career of High-capacity Cocaine Smuggler

    Geneva, Switzerland: An extraordinarily talented drug mule’s career came to an abrupt end on the Swiss border when four cocaine couriers were stopped by border officials. Suspicions were alerted when four men in a car with a French license plate tried to avoid border security. X-rays revealed that all...
  • Geriatric Gang Faces Court For Getting Medieval on Kidnapped Financial Adviser With Cigarettes and a Chair Leg

    Four German investors are facing court accused of kidnapping a financial adviser after they lost significant amounts of money in the US property market. The four people, two married couples aged between 63 and 79, and an alleged co-conspirator, are accused of kidnapping 56-year-old James Amburn and holding him...
  • Baboon Pushed Homeless Guy to Death

    A 69-year-old man is said to have died after a baboon pushed him off a ramp at a South African homeless shelter. The Independent Online reports that Michael Bates, a resident of the Happy Valley Home in Simon’s Town, died on Sunday from injuries he sustained from a 2-meter...
  • Suspected Fetishist Busted With Several Truckloads of Stolen Shoes

    The discovery a large collection of stolen shoes along Big Elk Creek in Elkton, Maryland, was connected to a suspected shoe thief who may have been operating for up to two decades. Police felt certain that the dumped shoes were linked to a recent theft of shoes and pictures...
  • Best Use of Duct Tape – Ever

    The Alaskan owner of a 1958 Piper Super Cub that looked a lot like the one shown above made a terrible mistake. Depending on which unqualified version of events you choose to believe, he either left the plane at a remote fishing spot with a container of bait inside,...
  • Dirty Text Message Sparks Tribal Violence

    A “pornographic” text message sent from a young man to a woman led to tribal violence that left two dead in Papua New Guinea’s southern highlands. According to Australia’s ABC, the message was sent by a young male member of the Tapo clan to a young female member of...
  • Woman Walks Free After Squashing Death of Smaller Boyfriend

    A 136kg woman was given a non-custodial sentence after the squashing death of her much smaller boyfriend. News.com reports that Mia Landingham of Cleveland sat on the 54.4kg Mikal Middleston-Bey, the father of her three children, after an argument in the August of 2009. He died of asphyxiation. In...
  • Recovered Stolen Antiquities Snatched From Exhibition

    Some might consider it ironic that an Israeli exhibition celebrating the recovery of antiquities from thieves was itself the target of a successful burglary. The Telegraph reports that among the many artifacts at the “Antiquities Theft in Israel” in Jerusalem exhibition was a silver ring once worn by Alexander...
  • Oops: School Staff Given Insulin Instead Of Swine Flu Vaccination

    A number of school officials and staff members at a Wellesley, Massachusetts elementary school have been hospitalized after they were injected with insulin. They were supposed to be getting a swine flu vaccination. Superintendent Bella Wong stressed that no students were endangered in Schofield Elementary’s Friday medical mix-up and...