Random Absurdity

  • Crazy Spanish paving confuses, sickens boozed up Brits

    The Spanish resort town of Alicante has thrown a curve ball at boozy tourists in the form of some crazy paving that apparently plays tricks on both eyes and stomachs. From Metro: Set in rows of diamonds at 90 degrees to each other, the opposing slabs create an optical...
  • Light saber badminton [video]

    Badminton is an interesting sport. It is fun to play but painful to watch, unless light sabers are involved. The video below is a perfect example of what can be accomplished with the right computer software and way too much spare time....
  • Pole dancing for Jesus

    Pole dancing – once sensuous and seductive and reserved for trips that men secretly took to the wrong part of town has become mainstream – a sport – used to exercise away the excesses of suburban life… it has even made its way to church. Independent “Pole Fitness for...
  • TV Hosts Sneeze Leads to Boogey Bubble on Live TV

    When you gotta sneeze you gotta sneeze. Usually it’s an uneventful thing- a tiny little “ah-choo” that might get a “bless you,” if you’re lucky. For TV host Peter Simon it was a downright embarrassing turn of events when his sneeze turned into a huge bubble of snot and...
  • The best Super Mario leg tattoo you will see all day

    If you ask me, leg tattoos are a smart way to go. At work they can stay covered up beneath a suit, but put on a pair of shorts and it is party time. Who is the man (or woman) with the Super Mario leg tattoos? What does he...
  • Wah!

    Mom’s eBay punishment thwarted for greater good by online community

    A mother’s attempts to punish her boys by selling their prized toys on eBay failed when she fell victim to the powers of 4Chan, an anonymous online community known for its own special brand of activism. This time the anonymous legion aimed to show the “evil” mom that her...
  • Water propelled jet-pack coming in March!

    So, like most men,  you’re going through your midlife crisis, and you’re looking at a sports-bike, a mistress or maybe an Ariel Atom. The problem with all that is that if you’re like me, a middle aged man with less and less hair and more and more belly, you’d...
  • How to spend less time doing jobs that suck [video]

    The video that you see above is actually a collection of a lot of other shorter videos – time saving tips from around the Internets. If you have ever wondered how to cool a soda (or better yet beer) to a pleasant level of coldness in just two minutes,...
  • Balancing pig, a two-legged model of porcine determination [video]

    The owner of the pig that you see in the image to your left calls her Zhu Janqiang (strong-willed) – a look at the video below explains why. Had Wang Xihai let nature take its course with his little piglet, her missing hind legs might have been a death...