sex

  • Clumsy German “cheaters” fall from window

    A pair of German lovers found themselves with broken bones and head wounds after an afternoon rendezvous went terribly, terribly wrong. People from neighboring apartments said that they witnessed the pair having sex in the window before they fell 5 meters to the ground below. It is a claim...
  • Oops she did it again: British woman may be jailed (again) over boisterous sex sessions

    A British woman is facing jail over claims that she engaged in a spot of loud shagging after a court order banned her from doing so. Caroline Cartwright, 49, was issued with a four-year anti-social behavior order (ASBO) after moving into her present home in 2007. Caroline and husband...
  • High school parents up in arms over educational puppet sex

    Parents whose children attended a sex education class at Shenandoah High School, Iowa have taken issue with an instructor’s usage of stuffed toys to simulate sex acts in front of a group of eighth graders. A mother of one of the children, Colleen Dostal, told Fox News Radio: It...
  • Indonesian Man Claims Cow Seduced Him Into Having Sex

    Look at that cow standing there, suggestive look in its eye, bulging udder, tail tucked seductively between its legs–there’s only one thing on that bovine’s mind. Sex with an 18-year-old Indonesian man. At least that’s what one Gusti Ngurah Alit is claiming, after a neighbor caught the Indonesian man...
  • Sex May be Redundant as IVF Effectiveness Increases Chances for 30-somethings

    According to  Dr John Yovich, a vet doctor from Perth’s Murdoch University – that’s an animal vet… not a war vet -, loved up couples will soon stop having sex to conceive babies.  His theory is that couples will prefer to go down the IVF route, with science citing inefficiencies in...
  • Poor Performance Leads to Slashing

    Michelle Thomas of Hudson, Texas, became enraged when her husband apparently gave her a second rate performance in the love making stakes. The hapless lover found his efforts rewarded with Ms Thomas slashing him with a pair of scissors. Fortunately for him, he only sustained superficial cuts to his chest,...
  • Woman’s Giant Chest Nearly Kills Her Boyfriend During Sex

    It’s no wonder–I mean, look at the size of those things.  That cleavage alone could provide shelter for a family of four, plus their dog. The voluptuous woman in the picture is one Claire Smedley, a mother of three, and the proud owner of a pair of 40LL boobs. ...
  • Woman Hospitalized Due To Overly Enthusiastic Oral Coupling

    Moscow, Russia: A 19-year-old Russian woman suffered a serious injury to her tonsils after performing what was described as “aggressive oral sex” on her husband. The woman sought medical attention after waking up from a night of passion with the taste of blood in her mouth. She was diagnosed...
  • Man Gets Probation For Attempting to Use Geek Squad Badge to Dodge Prostitute Bill

    Parsippany, New Jersey: A 26-year-old man was sentenced to probation after it emerged that he had attempted to use a Geek Squad badge to impersonate a police officer. He was impersonating a police officer because he did not want to pay a prostitute for her services. According to APP...