The Biz

  • French man, “Millionaire” audience demonstrate disturbing lack of scientific knowledge

    In fairness, there could be a few responses to the question, what rotates around the Earth. What with all the man-made stuff in orbit and all – but none of those things were any of the multiple choice options to this question. Our intellectually challenged contestant is right that...
  • 4Chan sends Bieber to N. Korea

    The merry band of sometimes creepy pranksters that inhabit 4Chan has spread some of its love in Justin Bieber’s direction. Justin Bieber ran a Twitter contest in which he allowed fans to nominate his next destination. Anonymous did his or her thing and the boards listened. Two days and...
  • Werner Herzog reads Where’s Waldo [spoof]

    YouTuber Ryan Iverson has produced this hilarious rendition of hardboiled documentary and filmmaker Werner Herzog reading Where’s Waldo. One gets the impression that Iverson has spent a great deal of time becoming acquainted with Herzog’s work and interviews, because he doesn’t just sound like him, he talks like him...
  • Man Kicks It Up a Notch With His Lost Theme Party Invitations

    Apparently, the “coolest guy ever” is a man named “Bill” who, when he is not too busy earning his crust designing theme parks, creates the most awesome invitations on the planet. What better way to invite your friends to a Lost theme party with some Oceanic airline tickets? Flickr...
  • Australian Police Cancel Justin Bieber Performance Due To Displays of Excessive Tween-age Angst

    Australian police erred on the side of over-caution today when they canceled a Justin Bieber concert over reports that girls had been fainting. The move must have come as a huge disappointment for the thousands of teens and tweens that spent the night at Sydney’s Circular Quay for their...
  • Top Secret Potter Script Left in Bar

    Hertfordshire, England: A drinker made a surprise discovery in an English bar – someone had left a copy of the screenplay for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows unattended. The film is set to have a few surprises for Potter faithfuls as it departs from J.K. Rowling’s original in...
  • Lady Gaga Stripped For Own Safety

    Lady Gaga was forced to change into normal clothes on a flight from London to the United States when one of her outfits caused her to develop deep vein thrombosis (DVT). When the flight attendants saw her legs swelling, which is a symptom of DVT, they warned her that...
  • O.J. Victory Suit Probably Not Smithsonian Material

    Smithsonian Institution, Washington D.C.: The Smithsonian Institution has said they are not likely to accept the suit that O.J. Simpson was wearing when he was acquitted over the murders of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. While a judge had approved the donation from Simpson, who is behind bars...
  • Beckham Indecently Assaulted By Italian Reporter

    David Beckham was accosted by an Italian woman who was eager to know the size of his testicles. The Sydney Morning Herald reports that while Beckham was talking to the press outside a Milan hotel, Italian journalist Elena di Cioccio donned a pair of rubber gloves before saying: I...