30 items in one rectum? Call Guinness because that’s got to be a world record. Sure, the contraband was stuffed inside a condom, but it should be a world record nonetheless.
Neil Lansing, a homeless Florida man, went before a judge this past Friday after being arrested for an unidentified charge. Really, that’s not the interesting part of the story. No, the real grabber was the 30 items shoved up Lansing’s poop hole, as he stood before a judge in court.
The judge sent Lansing to jail, where a corrections officer noticed part of a condom sticking out of the inmate’s anus during a routine body cavity search. After removing said condom, sheriff’s deputies found 17 blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, an empty syringe, lip balm, a second, unused condom, a CVS pharmacy receipt, and a coupon.
No word on what the coupon was for, but rest assured, if it was hidden up a homeless man’s butt, it had to be from one of them fancy shmancy stores.