Cory P. Smits just scored his fifth DUI charge in Two Rivers, Wisconsin. The 29-year-old was seen swerving left-to-right, and once pulled over, blew a 0.29% BAC – more than three times the legal limit. As he was being detained, Smits became belligerent and had to be pepper sprayed in the back seat of a police cruiser.
But this is not news when compared to the man’s epic facial tattoos, perhaps not as awesome as one man’s “F*CK YOU” forehead tattoo which went viral last week, but disturbing nonetheless. It also brings into question how such men would find gainful employ in any workplace – then again, becoming a seminal e-celebrity might be an achievement in and of itself. [Source]