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Nothing says 'I'm a people person' like a chin-to-chest demon tattoo.
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Nothing says 'I'm a people person' like a chin-to-chest demon tattoo.

Cory P. Smits just scored his fifth DUI charge in Two Rivers, Wisconsin.  The 29-year-old was seen swerving left-to-right, and once pulled over, blew a 0.29% BAC – more than three times the legal limit.  As he was being detained, Smits became belligerent and had to be pepper sprayed in the back seat of a police cruiser.

But this is not news when compared to the man’s epic facial tattoos, perhaps not as awesome as one man’s “F*CK YOU” forehead tattoo which went viral last week, but disturbing nonetheless.  It also brings into question how such men would find gainful employ in any workplace – then again, becoming a seminal e-celebrity might be an achievement in and of itself.  [Source]

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