Kissinger device promises to make long distance relationships easier

And make you look like a complete tool. Seriously, a few months ago there was an episode of The Big Bang Theory where two of the (male) characters designed a USB kissing attachment to practice kissing onto their computers (or amongst each other via the Internet.)

That was funny because it was in a sitcom.

A comedy.

But as usual reality has surpassed fiction and with that, someone designed a remote kissing kit. The thing is, kissing someone is personal, it’s intimate, perhaps more so than sex and we already know that sex with a silicone pig would probably suck badly, so why would you want to kiss a piece of ‘vibrating silicone’ instead of kissing someone’s lips is beyond me.

Beyond me also is the reason why the Kissinger prototypes look like little stylized pigs.



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