• Here we go again

    We are back, after an extended hiatus, and we are making some changes. To date, our site has always had a weird news focus – and while the random acts of absurdity that make this world a better place will continue to have a place on We Interrupt, we...
  • Britney Spears Music Used To Fight Pirates

    Forget those pirate movies where the good guys shoot the bad guys with guns and cannons. All you need is a little Britney Spears to keep those water traveling bandits away. It’s true. Ships fighting to keep pirates away as they sail through the Horn of Africa are blasting...
  • Mean Note Left On Quadriplegic’s Car, Doubting A Disabled Person Owns A BMW

    Michigan man Matt Milstead was leaving the YMCA after a game of wheelchair rugby when he found the nasty note left by a meanie who didn’t have the courage to leave their name on the windshield of his BMW. The note, in no short words, pretty much accuses Milstead...
  • Wife Fakes Kidnapping To Get Money From Husband

    In southern Nigeria kidnapping is so common it could be called an everyday occurrence. So when a women went missing, her husband quickly paid the 200,000 naira ($1200) ransom to get her back. But when police tracked the bank account where the money was sent, they found it belonged...
  • Former MacDonald’s CEO Open Healthy, Sustainable Fast Food Restaurant

    Do fast food restaurants need to change their ways from overly processed, genetically modified, human killing foods to healthy, sustainable meals in order to survive? If you ask former CEO of one of the world’s largest chains, Mike Roberts, he would probably say yes. The former big wig at...
  • Woman Fired For Being Too Attractive, Courts Say Firing Is Fair

    A dental assistant in Des Moines, Iwoa has been fired from her job for being too attractive to her employer and according to the courts he was right to let her go. Melissa Nelson, a married mother of two, has been working for Dr. James Knight since 1999 but...
  • Man Builds Wire Cage For Head To Quit Smoking

    Smoking is a pretty hard habit to quit. There’s gums, pills, hypnosis and a bunch of other methods to help you kick the habit. But none of these are quite as effective as the copper cage over the head that one man built for himself. The man, Ibriham, tells...
  • Woman Asked To Proove Sex When Renewing Driver’s License

    When Nakia Grimes of Georgia, USA, went to renew her driver’s license just before her 37th birthday and she would have been flattered to have the clerk say, “Oh you can’t be 37!” Not, “I’m sorry, but could you please prove you are a woman?” This is exactly what...
  • Restaurant Told To Make Waitresses Wear Clothes

    The Redneck Heaven restaurant in Lewisville, Texas, has a lot of regulars. They love the food, the friendly staff and the Anything But Clothes nights. On those nights, the theme is not intended for the customers but rather it’s the dress code for the staff. All young, beautiful ladies,...