JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • Judge Cited For Handing Out Condom-Stuffed Acorns

    I’m not sure what’s funnier about this story—the fact that it was a judge who was handing out these condom-stuffed acorns, or that he’s from Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Isaac H. Stoltzfus, a magisterial district judge for more than 19 years, was cited for handing out hollowed out acorns stuffed with...
  • Georgia Prisoner Executed a Week After Suicide Attempt

    Wait…what? Brandon Joseph Rhode, a Georgia prisoner on death row, was put to death yesterday via lethal injection for his role in the 1998 slayings of Steven Moss and his two children, Bryan and Kristin. Rhode was originally slated to be executed on Sept. 21, but earlier that day...
  • Adopted Man’s Biological Mother Turns Out to Be a Sideshow Performer

    It must be a difficult thing being an adopted child, not knowing who your biological parents are, or what you’ll end up looking like when you get older.  There’s always questions and uncertainty when you’re adopted. It’s easy to understand why many adopted children seek out their biological parents...
  • Florida Man Busted for Pleasuring Himself at Wal-Mart

    That in it of itself is pretty disgusting, but wait til you get a load of the particulars of this sordid story—it’s a Hall of Famer. Pictured here is William Tyler Black, a 28-year-old Florida resident who was arrested for masturbating at a local Wal-Mart.  Care to guess what...
  • Man Has Sex Doll Created in Dead Lover’s Image

    On the creepiness scale of 1 to 10, this one ranks about a 12. A 50-year-old businessman spent £15,000 to have a sex shop fashion a sex doll in the likeness of his deceased lover.  The process took 18 months and dozens of photos, but the end result was...
  • Golfer Inadvertently Starts 12-Acre Blaze With Shot Out of the Rough

    If you’re a golfer, chances are you’ve had a bad round here or there.  If you’re anything like me, you’ve had plenty. Next time you have yourself a particularly poor round just remember—you could be this guy. Seems a golfer enjoying a round at the Shady Canyon Golf Course...
  • Delivery Room Brawl Leaves Mother and Baby in Critical Condition

    As if that didn’t sound horrifying enough, know this–the brawl was between the two doctors responsible for the mother-to-be and her unborn child. The site of this terrible story is the Polyclinic Hospital in Messina, on the Italian island of Sicily, where Laura Salpietro and her husband, Matteo Molonia,...
  • Woman Made to Clean Her Hospital Room… After Giving Birth

    I know things are tough all over, and hospital cutbacks are at an all-time high, but this is ridiculous. Note to self–never be admitted to Sundsvall hospital northern Sweden.  How bad is it?  Let’s just say it’s akin to doing dishes at a restaurant to help pay for your...
  • Man Dressed as a Banana Shows Off His Junk, Brandishes a Shotgun

    Once again, pretty much everything you need to know is right there in the title.  Sometimes these things just write themselves. Port Angeles, Washington is the sight of this bizarre (to say the least) incident involving an obviously deranged 21-year-old man exposing himself to a woman at a local...