JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • Louisville Man Going to Jail for Tattooing a Child That Wasn’t Even His

    Not that tattooing a child is ever a good idea—far from it.  But to give a little ink to someone else’s kid, well, that’s way, way worse.  All that will get you is some much deserved prison time, and the title of “World’s Worst Babysitter…Ever.” Lee M. Deitrick, a...
  • British Airways Passengers Made to Hold it When All Plane’s Toilets Fail

    Talk about your long, uncomfortable flights.  Nothing is worse than having to cross your legs at 40,000 feet because all of the on-board toilets aren’t operational. Which is exactly what happened during a British Airways flight from Heathrow to the Cayman Islands last Wednesday.  Initially four of the six...
  • Woman at a Party Gets All Bitey After Being Called “Fat”

    It’s only semi-ironic that this poor girl bit the person who called her “fat”, only because she did it out of anger, and not because she was going to eat the little prick. The supposedly chubby attacker is Anna Godfrey, who hails from Lincoln, Nebraska.  Seems Anna was at...
  • Kiss Your Unwanted Butt-Crack Exposure Good-bye

    Depending on your particular tastes, this oddly specific product will either be a blessing, or an annoyance.  If you have a fondness for catching a glimpse of someone’s butt-crack, then you are going to hate this little item. Make no mistake, the  Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield is indeed a...
  • Would You Have a Drink at a Place Called The Rectum Bar?

    You’re not seeing things–yes, that is an oversized anus you’re looking at.  The bar itself is located in Vienna, and is unique, and not only because part of it is in the shape of a giant anus. The Rectum Bar is actually, in it’s own odd way, instructional.  It’s...
  • Escaped Convicts Evade Manhunt by Dressing as Sheep

    This is a move right out of the Wile E. Coyote playbook, and it seems to be working out for these two escapees better than it ever did for Wile E. Maximiliano Pereyra and Ariel Diaz busted out of an Argentinian maximum security prison a week ago, and have...
  • Woman’s Giant Chest Nearly Kills Her Boyfriend During Sex

    It’s no wonder–I mean, look at the size of those things.  That cleavage alone could provide shelter for a family of four, plus their dog. The voluptuous woman in the picture is one Claire Smedley, a mother of three, and the proud owner of a pair of 40LL boobs. ...
  • Two Women Arrested for Trying to Sneak a Corpse Onto an Airplane

    Sounds to me like somebody has seen Weekend at Bernie’s one too many times.  Actually, once would be one too many times if you ask me. A pair of women were busted at John Lennon Airport after they tried smuggling the corpse of a 91-year-old gentleman onto a flight...
  • Pennsylvania Man Arrested After Trying to Revive Roadkill

    There are those who like animals, and there are those who love animals.  And then there’s 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, who may in fact be the greatest admirer of animals in history. Either that or he’s just a blithering, drunken idiot. According to police, several people witnessed Mr. Wolfe kneeling...