JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • These Cops Beat First, Ask Identity Later

    Cases of mistaken identity can be a royal pain.  In this poor guy’s case, that royal pain was both figurative, and literal. Yao Wei Wu, pictured, was at his home this past Wednesday night when, at 2 a.m., there came a knocking at his door.  When Wu opened the...
  • Washington Bloodmobile Comes Up With The Greatest Marketing Idea Ever

    In what can only be described as the greatest marketing idea ever, Cascade Regional Blood Services in Tacoma, Washington has guaranteed they’ll see a huge increase in residents donating blood. Their plan? Give a pint of blood, get a pint of beer. Beautiful in it’s simplicity, yet a lock...
  • Man Makes Extremely Slow Getaway After Stealing $50

    A Pennsylvania man was arrested after stealing $50 from his ex-girlfriend.  No big deal right.  Well, yes and no. First off, the theft took place at Wal-Mart, where the ex-girlfriend worked.  The man, 32-year-old Craig David Jr., was able to convince his ex to pay for his prescription medication. ...
  • Sicilian Man Chooses Jail over New Year’s Eve with Relatives

    A Sicilian man, who was looking for a way out of spending New Year’s Eve with his wife and relatives, probably could have come up with something better than getting thrown in jail. The 35-year-old soon-to-be divorcee first tried just asking the local police if he could be arrested...
  • Man Kills Wounded Deer With a Stick

    Unfortunately that headline doesn’t really do this story justice.  Killing an injured deer with a stick is only half the story here. Joel “Country” Borden, of Clarksville, Georgia, says he knew exactly what to do when a deer wandered onto his property, suffering from a gunshot wound to the...
  • Apparently Swimming Into Baited Croc Traps is the Thing to do in Australia

    Yes, those are baited crocodile traps, designed to catch saltwater crocs.  And yes, those are two nimrods inside the cage, and one more atop the trap. Do I even need to say it?  Because if you even had a moment’s thought of trying this, you are a deeply disturbed...
  • High School Student Busted for Masturbating–During Class

    To be fair to the student though, it was art class.  Who’s to say he wasn’t “creating” some kind of revolutionary piece of artwork using only his own bodily fluids? It’s a possibility.  Right? And for those of you wondering what the picture of golfer Phil Mickelson has to...
  • Man Loses His Head Over Chewing Gum…Literally

    This is one of those stories that is just too amazing to be real–but apparently it is.  It’s also a prime candidate for a Darwin Award, that’s for damn sure. I really don’t know how else to put this, so I’m just going to come right out and say...
  • Santa Claus May Get Cited for Reckless Driving

    At least grandma should be safe this year. A Canadian woman was injured when she was run over by Santa Claus.  No, not THE Santa, but rather, a float in her hometown’s annual Christmas parade that was carrying Mr. Claus. The obviously unathletic 45-year-old woman tried to climb on...