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This is likely what the author of the Zombie Survival Guide meant when he said that we’d know when the zombie apocalypse would begin because isolated incidents of “weird cannibalism” would be reported by the media so, here we go. A Miami man, was shot dead by a Miami...
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With the features provided by solid state flash and hi quality MP3 encoding, having a single CD to carry along has quickly become not only retro, but quite obsolete. Of course one could have a 6 CD (or more) changer in their car’s trunk but that only adds to...
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It’s been known for a long time that smoking is bad for you. There was a saying a while back that went along the lines of “Every cigarette you smoke, reduces your lifespan by 11 minutes.” which is of course ironic considering 11 minutes is about how long it...
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Robert Gene White, 67, was found dead after being administered several lap dances at a Texas strip club named The Red Parrot, in El Paso. The man had been receiving lap dances from several strippers and when it came time to pay, he was found to be unresponsive. The...
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Since the beginning of the local arm-wrestling match between students protesting the announced raise in scolarity fees, police trying to keep the protests calm, and the provincial government holding their own to save face “against a bunch of wet-behind-the-ears kids”, a university psychology teacher, dressed like a giant panda...
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The Royal Canadian Mint released a commemorative coin in memoriam of the dinosaur whose remains were discovered in Alberta’s Peace Country. Photo-luminescent technology that won’t wear off means the regular image of the dinosaur on the quarter will transform into a glowing skeleton in the dark. You’ve read that right,...
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Researchers at MIT found that mice having been fed a probiotic yogurt diet were generally sexier, the fur was shinier and thicker, and in the males (we hope) testicles were heavier and projected outwards. Mating experiments also demonstrated that yogurt mice inseminated their partners more quickly and efficiently than...
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Although this F1 season has kept onlookers on the edge of their seats, and predictions as to who the next race winner might be are at the very least, hazardous, the winner of this year’s Spanish GP was totally unexpected. So unexpected, that when Pastor Maldonado went onto the...
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Young Benjamin Lerman Coady, a seventh grade student from West Hartford Conn. spotted an error on a historical map of the 6th century Byzantine period. Immediately he went to a docent and was instructed to fill out a form, which he did. “The front desk didn’t believe me,” he said....