• Gary Busy

    Arranged an Internet date with your real-life girlfriend? That’s a cup of coffee to the face.

    A woman in Barrie, Ontario has been arrested for throwing a hot cup of coffee in her boyfriend’s face just before slapping him and leaving the premises.  Evidently, she caught him on a date with another woman – that woman being herself. The 49-year-old woman found out that her...
  • MSC Melody

    Man thwarts pirate attack with a deck chair, ninjas decline to comment

    After managing to attach a rope to a cruise liner’s lower deck and begin climbing up to commandeer the ship, a Somali pirate was repelled by neither guns nor high-pressure water hoses.  Instead, his brilliant scheme was foiled by a deck chair to the dome. Late at night in...
  • Unluckiest man on Earth or awesome faker [Double lightning strike]

    Lightning is some dangerous stuff and despite what many of the “experts” in this video’s comment thread on YouTube will tell you – it does sometimes strike twice and doesn’t always follow the rules. It is lightning man, it does whatever the hell it wants. Anyway, it could be...
  • Osama’s dead, cue the memes

    In case you have been living under a rock for the last few days you will have probably already heard that Osama bin Laden shuffled off this mortal coil with a little help from double-tap to the side of the face. By now his body would have reached its...
  • Fox drops ball with Osama death announcement

    As far as I am aware there are a couple of ways that Bin Laden’s first name can be spelled: the “O” version and the “U” version – Osama or Usama. Spelling it with a “b” – well that is just in bad case for all concerned. Thanks Andrew!...
  • King tim starts his own country

    You are about to find out about a king that no one else has ever heard of before. I know a man who has officially begun his own country, successfully succeeding from the Queen of England. He does many of the things that a normal king would do. He...
  • Epic rap battles are storming the Internets!

    New on the Internet are what are now known as Epic Rap Battles, where the humorists take two figures of (some) importance and have them duke it out in a battle of the wits, over rap music. I have to admit having toyed with this idea myself but never...
  • billboard

    When church goes gay, obvious bigoted backlash ensues

    Church billboards are well-known for turning the public eye to any number of offensive messages, especially regarding homosexuality.  But Toledo’s Central Methodist Church, in a quixotic move, has posted a message on their digital billboard stating “Being Gay is a Gift from God.” Capitalization issues aside, the display of...
  • alligator

    Bad plumbing the least of problems when alligator is found in bathroom

    On Saturday, one Floridian learned that pubic hairs and dried toothpaste are pretty benign bathroom horrors compared to the presence of a 7-foot alligator. Alexis Dunbar didn’t have to turn over a waste bin to find the large amphibious reptile, which hissed at her and was promptly locked in...