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In the land of the stupid criminal… A 22-year old man has been arrested after a night of door-to-door flashing came to an abrupt end at the door of an interim police chief. Brody Hall, knocked on the wrong door that fateful morning at 6:15 a.m. He pounded away...
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“I saw you on my Boardwalk. Give me my rent you damn cheater.” In my head that’s one of the things 60-year old Laura Chavez yelled at her boyfriend Clyde “Butch” Smith, just before repeatedly stabbing him during a heated Monopoly game. Chavez did some damage. While in hospital,...
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Animal abuse is never funny, except when it involves a drunk woman and a duck, so long as the duck is OK when all is said and done. And in this story, the duck turns out just fine, so we can make light of the fact that this woman...
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Having a couple of glasses of wine before getting a bikini wax is a common aesthetic secret among women. Getting loaded before one isn’t and can result in short tempers and police arrests. That’s how it played out for a 39-year old Iowa woman. Anna Bacon-Silveira threw a couple...
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A 63-year-old Pennsylvania woman is facing DUI charges for driving her wheelchair at approximately twice the legal limit for drivers. Middlesex Township police arrested Connie Lebo in the early hours of Wednesday morning after receiving and report about a woman crawling through a yard. When they arrived at the...
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I’ll have a pint of vodka, a quart of rum… and throw in a handful of Viagra, will ya? That used to the way you could order your weekend party favors from the OK Liquor Store in Tampa, Florida. That was until police busted the establishment for selling the...
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A Chicago man who tried to operate on his dog while drunk has been charged with one count of animal cruelty. Stewart Gibbs, 44, was found red handed (literally covered in blood) when police showed up at his apartment after receiving a tip about him. Obviously wasted, Gibbs told...
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What do you do with a drunken sailor? If you’re his wife maybe wait for him on dock until he realizes you are gone. Or in the case of this particular drunken sailor until he thinks you’ve fallen overboard and called the cops to report you’ve drowned. That’s what...
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Getting lucky after getting drunk is getting easier with this new condom. The Sensis sheath is the condom with pull-on straps and it promises to get rid of the I’m too drunk to get this condom on right syndrom. The brainchild of a former carpenter by the name of...
In the land of the stupid criminal… A 22-year old man has been arrested after a night of door-to-door flashing came to an abrupt end at the door of an interim police chief. Brody Hall, knocked on the wrong door that fateful morning at 6:15 a.m. He pounded away...
“I saw you on my Boardwalk. Give me my rent you damn cheater.” In my head that’s one of the things 60-year old Laura Chavez yelled at her boyfriend Clyde “Butch” Smith, just before repeatedly stabbing him during a heated Monopoly game. Chavez did some damage. While in hospital,...
Animal abuse is never funny, except when it involves a drunk woman and a duck, so long as the duck is OK when all is said and done. And in this story, the duck turns out just fine, so we can make light of the fact that this woman...
Having a couple of glasses of wine before getting a bikini wax is a common aesthetic secret among women. Getting loaded before one isn’t and can result in short tempers and police arrests. That’s how it played out for a 39-year old Iowa woman. Anna Bacon-Silveira threw a couple...
I’ll have a pint of vodka, a quart of rum… and throw in a handful of Viagra, will ya? That used to the way you could order your weekend party favors from the OK Liquor Store in Tampa, Florida. That was until police busted the establishment for selling the...
A Chicago man who tried to operate on his dog while drunk has been charged with one count of animal cruelty. Stewart Gibbs, 44, was found red handed (literally covered in blood) when police showed up at his apartment after receiving a tip about him. Obviously wasted, Gibbs told...
Getting lucky after getting drunk is getting easier with this new condom. The Sensis sheath is the condom with pull-on straps and it promises to get rid of the I’m too drunk to get this condom on right syndrom. The brainchild of a former carpenter by the name of...