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  • Cat uses supreme confidence, sense of superiority to fend off gators

    In this video, a cat protects its human subjects from two seemingly hungry alligators. One gets the distinct impression that the cat in question thinks that it is half mountain lion or something, but whatever it thinks, its mind game with the gators appears to work....
  • Paint fails to save Wyoming man from righteous tasing

    According to police sources a 34-year-old Wyoming man tried to cover himself with paint to in a bid to avoid being tased… Unfortunately for him, it didn’t work. Cheyenne police say that on September 16 they responded to a domestic violence report at the home of Brian Mattert. When...
  • Governator nails Palin via Twitter jibe

    Californian governor Arnold Schwarzenegger unleashed some of the dry wit that you may remember from such films as Commando while aboard his jet yesterday – and it was directed at none other than former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. So what did he say? Over Anchorage, AK. Looking everywhere...
  • Five days in a bathroom without Internet: Day One [video]

    Mark Malkoff, the guy who wanted to see if he could get a bunch of strangers to carry him around New York City is back in action. This time he is seeing if he can beat his Internet addiction by camping out in his apartment’s tiny pink bathroom for...
  • Scary speech from “master” communicator [video]

    It seems that the folks at the university where Ohio councilman Phil Davison earned his Masters degree in communication forgot to tell him that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. What I found most amusing by this Gibson-esque rant was that Davison wasn’t spitting venom at...
  • Who needs an burglar alarm when they can write notes like this?

    I’m guessing that burglars would think twice before targeting the house of a man going by the name of “Bub” who has a house full of pit bulls, a buddy called “Skeeter” and who is due to return from the store with more bullets and beer. [Robot Painter via...
  • “TV Megachef” demonstrates the essentials of proper egg boiling

    If your boiled egg attempts keep falling flat, it could be because you fail to calculate the precise amount of boiling time, because your water isn’t Evian or it could simply be down to weak chainsawing technique. After watching Titli Nihaan in action you will no longer have any...
  • Helpline Priest’s Snoozing Dissuaded Suicidal Caller

    A suicidal man was left feeling so angry that he lost the will to kill himself after the priest at the suicide helpline that he called fell asleep. When the 44-year-old man called emergency services at 2am on Friday reporting to be feeling “psychologically unstable”, he call was forwarded...
  • Plant Killing “Terror Pisser” Caught On Hidden Camera

    Anonymously donated video footage confirmed a Hamburg couple’s suspicions that there was something behind the deaths of their plants; when they saw footage of their neighbor relieving himself in their front garden. German newspaper Hamburger Morgen Post wrote that the neighbor, identified as Peter M. and now affectionately known...