breasts

  • There’s an app for those: Simulate breast augmentation from your iPhone

    Ever wonder what your girlfriend would look like with a C or D-cup?  Dream no longer: A new iPhone app enables the user to simulate the effects of breast implants with a ‘before-and-after’ photo. Dr. Elizabeth Kinsey developed the tool, which works with a photo of the original breasts,...
  • German Dentist Uses Sexy Dresses to Calm Patients

    Dentist Sedates Patients with Cleavage One German Dentist is using her God given talents to get patients calm before procedures. She’s outfitted herself and 10 dental assistants in cleavage exposing, figure enhancing dresses to distract worried patients. Plunging to new depths in techniques that are more naturally endowed then...
  • Punctured breast implant basis for bail application

    A 46 year old Queensland woman, Leanne Maree Rogers,  has been charged with unlawful wounding, acts intended to maim (causing grievous bodily harm) and common assault, after repeatedly stabbing her boyfriend. She applied for bail citing a burst breast implant as one of her medical reasons. Rogers used a knife to stab her boyfriend five times...
  • Shoplifter busted hiding shoes under her breasts

    I’ll never understand what drives a person to shoplift in this day and age.  Must be a healthy combination of daring and stupidity, heavier on the latter, to make someone resort to stealing from stores that are loaded with the latest cameras, sensors, and whatnot, all designed to prevent...
  • Study Concludes That Men Are More Likely to Pick Up Female Hitchhikers With Large Breasts

    Not being a part of academia, I really have no idea what the thought process is when trying to come up with a viable study project.  But even I know when research is both pointless and obvious…and I’m a moron. Case in point–this study that looked at the effect...
  • No charges for woman who flashed 5yo boy over dispute

    Frustration can make us do many things. Most people get angry, yell, scream, smash things, and some people flash their breasts. Fifty-six-year-old Canadian woman, Marika De Florio, has raised the ire of some neighbours by flashing her breasts at a five-year-old boy. Apparently the boy was driving her to distraction by driving a...
  • Scientific proof that men look at women’s breasts first and their face is almost last

    WOMEN, no doubt wearing low cut tops, bikinis or see through blouses,  have long complained that their faces are often the last thing men look at. I’m sure they are pleased to know they are supported in that thought by a scientific study. Researchers found that virtually half – 47 per...
  • Aly Michalka and her bigger but really fake boobs

    I’m constantly amazed what lengths some people will go to, to be acceptable to society. Consider Aly Michalka for example. A young blonde, super thin LA starlet who, for whatever reason thought that her life would be better with breast implants. The site, Awful Plastic Surgery points out: this is another...
  • Woman Jailed For Stealing Identity to Pay For New Breasts

    Westminster, Orange County, California: A woman has been jailed for stealing someone’s identity in order to set up a line of credit to pay for $12,000 worth plastic surgery procedures. Thirty-year-old Yvonne Jean Pampellonne was sentenced to 180 days jail, three years probation and ordered to pay restitution to...