crime

  • Brazilian police take out a taxiing plane [video]

    This video, which shows a pair of Brazilian police officers knocking out a smuggler’s airplane with their car (while one cop aims an assault rifle through a window) reveals just how old and busted our staple of police reality shows has become. It might not have been the safest...
  • German cops arrest drunken Jedi Master Yoda following hit and run

    First off, what is Yoda doing in Germany, instead of his home planet of Dagobah?  And secondly, for someone who’s reportedly so wise, why is he drinking and driving and running into pedestrians? Wait—what are the chances that this isn’t the real Yoda, but some inebriated 42-year-old German guy...
  • Woman stabs significant other in head, arms for cheating… in Monopoly

    “I saw you on my Boardwalk. Give me my rent you damn cheater.” In my head that’s one of the things 60-year old Laura Chavez yelled at her boyfriend Clyde “Butch” Smith, just before repeatedly stabbing him during a heated Monopoly game. Chavez did some damage. While in hospital,...
  • Convenience store robber fails to notice cop standing behind him [Fail]

    Some people really suck at crime and Stephen Daniel is one of those people – as you can see from this security tape from a convenience store in Snelville, Georgia. According to the arresting officer, who was standing directly behind Daniel in the queue, the store manager found the...
  • Colorado man reports Craigslist liaison as a burglar after girlfriend comes home early

    You can call this sordid tale a case of boy meets girl (on Craigslist), boy sets up rendezvous with girl, boy’s real girlfriend comes home early, boy calls police to report girl as burglar, boy gets charged with falsely reporting an intrusion.  You know, that old chestnut. Listen up...
  • Wife tried to cut off husband’s head with chainsaw [allegedly]

    “You tried to cut my head off. You’re going to jail.” That’s what cops heard when they arrived at a domestic violence call in Washington. And apparently that’s what happened. As 36-year old man, the husband, was sleeping when he was awoken by the sound of a chain saw....
  • Three-year old pulls gun on cops after police find stolen car

    Here’s how you ruin a child – or rather introduce your toddler to a life a crime. Step 1: steal a car Step 2: drive your toddler around in it Step 3: when cops chase you leave your child in car and run Step 4: make sure toddler has...
  • Austin Powers actor suspect in prision killing

    Austin Powers actor, Joseph Hyungmin Son, is in jail and might not be getting out in this lifetime. A convicted sex offender (he was found guilty for his part in a gang rape) Son is currently back in jail because he failed to register as a sex offender which...
  • I sentence you to Jail… or Church?

    Non-violent offenders in Bay Minette, Alabama have a choice: serve their sentence in jail and pay a fine or go to church for a year. It’s called Operation Restore Our Community or “ROC” and it’s mission is to cut the costs of having non-offenders in the prison system. Right...