genitals

  • Setting fire to gasoline soaked testicles will burn

    “It was an accident,” Andrew Williams said in a telephone interview with the Ocala Star-Banner on Saturday afternoon. He added that his girlfriend didn’t know it was going to happen. Here are the Cliff notes as to what authorities think occurred: Williams, a 42 year old man, watched as his...
  • Culinary excuses for public masturbation

    Not too many excuses fly when a person is caught fondling his or herself – but people being people will always try to talk their way out of trouble… as was the case with the two gentlemen that are the subject of this article....
  • Trapped Chilean miner has some explaining to do

    One of the things that sucks about being stuck in a collapsed mine – aside from the darkness, claustrophobia and millions of tons of rock above your head – is that you have no control over what happens on the surface. Such is the case for one of Chile’s...
  • Man sliced off own junk at airport… to avoid extradition

    A Kazakh man is in a serious condition in a Madrid hospital after slicing off his own penis at a Madrid’s Barajas airport to avoid extradition. The 52-year-old man, who has not been named, had completed a five-year sentence for committing a violent crime and was due to be...
  • Italian hospital ordered to pay for chopping off wrong testicle

    Something went wrong when a man went into a hospital in northern Italy for a routine unilateral orchiectomy (removal of one testicle) six years ago. A surgeon accidentally removed the 27-year-old  patient’s healthy right testicle, realized his mistake and then took out the left one as well – it...
  • Man’s scrotum waxed down to the testicles

    A British man was lucky not to lose a testicle when a genital waxing stunt at a local pub went badly wrong. Twenty-four-year-old Joe Cooper is currently recuperating in hospital after letting his friends give him a “male Brazilian” in a charity fundraiser at the The Trees pub. While...
  • Seattle shopper accidentally shot self in testicles

    The Seattle Times reports that a man was rushed to hospital after accidentally shooting himself in the testicles in a Lynnwood department store. Police spokeswoman Shannon Sessions explained that the man was severely injured after a handgun in his waistband accidentally discharged, wounding him in the leg, foot and...
  • Man Cleared Of Using Supermarket Scales For Genital Weigh-in

    An Edinburgh court cleared a man who stood accused of using the fruit and vegetable scales at a supermarket to weigh his genitals. Scotmid staff reported seeing James Jones, 33, and another man exposing themselves in the store – a sight that reportedly left them, “too shocked to speak”....