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  • Naked, “friendly” neighbor dragged from house by epic beard

    A 64-year-old Kansas City woman woke to a frightening sight at 12:50 a.m. on Tuesday – her neighbor was standing over her, naked. When Laurence K. Saunders allegedly grabbed the woman’s arm and told her that he was “just being friendly,” it was more than she could bear. She...
  • Neapolitan Pizza Ovens May Be Fueled With Coffin Wood

    If you have been to Naples recently and did as many of the Neapolitans are given to do – then chances are you had a slice or ten of world-class pizza cooked in a wood oven. If you did that, then there is a possibility that the chef fired...
  • Man Cleared Of Using Supermarket Scales For Genital Weigh-in

    An Edinburgh court cleared a man who stood accused of using the fruit and vegetable scales at a supermarket to weigh his genitals. Scotmid staff reported seeing James Jones, 33, and another man exposing themselves in the store – a sight that reportedly left them, “too shocked to speak”....
  • New ‘T-Rex’ Leech Species Invaded Peruvian Girl’s Nose

    While unquestionably grotesque, leeches tend to be rather benign creatures. They latch onto a host, gorge themselves on blood and fall off of their own accord – a little disgusting but nothing to worry about. Of course, there are leech species that have adapted to feed on mucous membranes...
  • Cheerleaders’ Pee Prank Determined To Be In Bad Taste

    Fort Worth, Texas: A group of high school cheerleaders is reported to have been disciplined for giving teammates drinks laced with urine. Administrators reportedly told UPI that at least two girls Saginaw High School received in-school suspensions and that other cheerleaders received lesser punishments for distributing sodas that had...
  • 11-year-old Girl’s Feet Judged America’s Stinkiest

    Montpelier, Vermont: The sneakers of an 11-year-old Connecticut girl have been judged the most vile in America. Trinette Robinson, was given the unenviable title at the 35th annual National Odor-Eaters Rotten Sneaker Contest. Judges deemed her sneakers to be most rotten based on both their condition and their odor....
  • Ex-mayor Sentenced to Two Years For Theft of Drawers

    The former mayor of a Lancashire village in the UK has been sentenced to two years for stealing women’s underwear. Fifty-nine-year-old Ian Stafford was apprehended after a suspicious owner placed a hidden camera in her bedroom. The captured footage showed the then mayor in a state of partial dress...
  • Beckham Indecently Assaulted By Italian Reporter

    David Beckham was accosted by an Italian woman who was eager to know the size of his testicles. The Sydney Morning Herald reports that while Beckham was talking to the press outside a Milan hotel, Italian journalist Elena di Cioccio donned a pair of rubber gloves before saying: I...
  • Would-be Dendrophile Banned From Park

    A Scottish man has been banned from a public park in Airdrie, Scotland after he attempted to violate a tree. According to The Daily Telegraph the Sheriff’s Court of Airdrie heard that William Shaw, 21, entered the park, dropped his pants and simulated a sex act on a tree....