lawsuit

  • Man goes on 4-hour motorcycle ride, ends up with 2-year erection, sues BMW

    While the man suffering from the prolonged erection may not enjoy his new found condition, I hear his wife has had the best two years of her life. Hiyo! Henry Wolf, a 52-year-old motorcycle enthusiast from California, enjoyed a four hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle back in...
  • Woman donates kidney to her ailing boss, promptly gets fired

    Granted that headline may be a tad misleading, but in a nutshell that’s exactly what happened to 47-year-old Deborah Stevens, proving that no good deed goes unpunished.  Or something. Stevens was employed at Atlantic Automotive Group in New York for more than a year before she decided to leave...
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    Man faces lawsuit from ex-wife for erectile dysfunction

    In Dubai, a lawsuit has been filed against a man by his ex-wife for $11 million worth of damages from mental anguish.  The source of said mental anguish?  Male impotence. The couple were married for four months; during this time, she claims, he forced her to quit her job,...
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    Florida DOT accused of illegal detainment, racial profiling

    Some potentially damning evidence has come forth against the Florida Department of Transportation regarding a tollbooth policy permitting the detention of motorists paying with large bills. Our hero of the day, Joel Chandler, secretly taped his conversations with tollbooth attendants when attempting to pay a $1 fee with a...
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    Walgreens sued for filling eyedrop prescription with wart remover

    Durezol and Durasal, two prescription drugs which come in bottles with droppers, were accidentally switched with one another at a NYC Walgreens.  So far, no complaints have been raised by any customers who cleaned their warts with eye drops, but at least one man has reported putting wart remover...
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    Glass? In your Big Mac? It’s more likely than you think

    Chicago resident Vjollca Lecaj ordered a spicy McChicken sandwich from McDonald’s in August of 2010.  What she found upon biting into the sandwich was mostly chicken and condiments, but also contained a significant quantity of broken glass. According to her lawsuit, Lecaj “sustained severe and permanent oral injuries as...
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    Trailer resident sues WikiLeaks, has fool for attorney

    While the US government is scrambling to assemble a criminal case against WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, David Pitchford is doing his part, claiming $150 million worth of damages in a lawsuit against WikiLeaks and its founder. The Florida resident, whose legal papers indicate a less-than-perfect grasp of English grammar...
  • Woman Sues McDonald’s, Claims Employee Spat on Her—Food Unharmed

    Now, is that better or worse than the employee doing the usual and spitting in your food, unbeknownst to you? Sarah Thienes is suing a Chicago area McDonald’s after she claims an employee spit on her while she was going through the drive-thru on December 13, 2009.  Thienes visited...