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    Ontario squirrels exported to Quebec?

    Ontario’s Westboro inhabitants have been illegally exporting squirrels to Quebec, according to the Ottawa Citizen. Homeowners in Westboro (ON), across the river from Gatineau (QC) have been trapping and dropping off squirrels in Gatineau because apparently squirrels aren’t known for their swimming swaggery, nor are they able to climb...
  • Fathers Fistfight On Father’s Day

    Ahhhhh… Father’s Day. BBQ’s, golf and fight fights? Perhaps not the perfect recipe for all, but for two father’s in London, Ontario this is what Father’s Day became after they got into a heated argument at their daughter’s soccer game. It’s not clear if the girls play on the...
  • Toddler Wander Lead Cops To Drug Bust

    Parents should always keep an incredibly watchful eye on their toddlers. You need to have eyes in the back of your head so you are able to see what they are doing at all times because you never know when those little kiddies might get into something or figure...
  • Parrot Cries Cause Police Break In

    An Ontario woman was more than a little surprised to be woken from her sleep by the sound of her door being broken into. It was the police and they broke into Mary Brown’s apartment in fears there was a woman being hurt, however, the cries they were hearing...
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    Sex Cereal Available Now In Canada

    Walking through your local health food store, shopping for cereal, you may come across something you’ve never seen before. Sex Cereal. It’s not a joke.  The brainchild of Toronto businessman Peter Ehrlich who came up with the idea while walking through a whole foods, vegan grocery store.  There were...
  • Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Last Beer

    The end of the beer seems to be a life or death moment for two Canadians in Lindsay, Ontario. The couple, ages 39 and 41, got into a very loud argument over who would drink the last beer. It was so loud police were called by neighbors and when...
  • Man Thrown From Bed After Car Crashes Into House

    Ever been relaxing quietly in your bed, not a care in the world, until you are violently thrown from your bed because a car smashed into your home? Me neither. But is can happen. Just ask Joseph VanDeven or Orillia, Ontario, Canada. He was doing just that – reading...
  • Flash Prank Makes High School Yearbook X Rated

    Students at Mother Theresa Secondary School in London, Ontario are getting more than smiling faces in their yearbook. Besides memories of student sports teams and dances is the picture of the student who flashed his wee wee and got away with it. While the photographer was taking a picture...
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    Ontario woman discovers 80,000 bees in her ceiling

    Ms.Yates first suspected something was odd when she noticed honey oozing from the ceiling in her kitchen. Ms. Yates and her husband Kevin soon discovered 80,000 bees nesting in the first-floor ceiling. The ceiling was so saturated with bees that some were outside, blanketing the door trying to get in...