sex

  • Man Accused of Making Sex-Toy Bomb

    Breaking up is hard to do and for some it leaves a lingering sense of resentment and a desire to blow up the one who broke your heart. At least this is the feeling it gave a 37-year old American man. He’s been arrested on suspicion of making and...
  • Culinary excuses for public masturbation

    Not too many excuses fly when a person is caught fondling his or herself – but people being people will always try to talk their way out of trouble… as was the case with the two gentlemen that are the subject of this article....
  • For Sale: Car with the number 23 on everything.

    Attention all you soccer fans, or is that football fans?  Apparently the english soccer god otherwise known as David Beckham has decided its time to move on. That means of course, its time to get rid of the 2 year-old $100, 000 matte black Porsche 911 Convertible Turbo. The superstar’s supercar had...
  • Taxi driver preferred fare over sex

    Given the bad press that some Australian taxi drivers have had recently, one patron in the Northern Territory must have thought she was on a sure thing. Jumping into a cab in Darwin, she was obviously ‘in the mood’ and suggested to the driver that they have sex. He declined. It...
  • Sonic booms get crocodiles ready for sex

    A crocodile farm owner believes that the sound of Israeli air force planes breaking the sound barrier near his farm has been causing his animals to get all worked up. The males have begun sounding their mating calls, David Golan from the Hamat Gadar crocodile farm in the Golan...
  • Wife bit off husband’s tongue in heat of passion

    A Wisconsin woman found herself charged with mayhem-domestic violence after things soured in her marital bed two nights ago. Karen Lueders, believed to be in her 50’s, is accused of biting off half of her 79-year-old husband’s tongue when he refused a request to “toss her salad” on the...
  • Safe sex creates plumbing nightmare

    Commonwealth Games chief Mike Fennell has no problems with the plumbing at the commonwealth games being clogged with used condoms, as long as the competitors are engaging in safe sex. Basically, everyone could be up to their knees in excrement, as long as the competitors are ‘happy’ and keeping things...
  • What were they thinking? [Israeli tourism video]

    There is nothing you can really say about this video other than: What were they thinking? I’d love to know how they ‘sold’ this to the tourism department. No doubt it was one of those ‘good ideas at the time’, instead it has quickly become one of those ‘cringe moments’ in advertising...
  • Trapped Chilean miner has some explaining to do

    One of the things that sucks about being stuck in a collapsed mine – aside from the darkness, claustrophobia and millions of tons of rock above your head – is that you have no control over what happens on the surface. Such is the case for one of Chile’s...