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  • Swiss Prostitutes To Jump-start Elderly Hearts

    Lugano, Switzerland: Swiss brothel owners are now taking precautions to safeguard the well-being of senior clients, they are stocking defibrillators and training their prostitutes in their use. The recent death of a pensioner who had chemically augmented his flagging libido was described by one brothel owner as, “bad for...
  • Would-be Dendrophile Banned From Park

    A Scottish man has been banned from a public park in Airdrie, Scotland after he attempted to violate a tree. According to The Daily Telegraph the Sheriff’s Court of Airdrie heard that William Shaw, 21, entered the park, dropped his pants and simulated a sex act on a tree....
  • Russian Porn Hackers Sauce Up Giant Billboard

    A giant television screen used as a billboard was hacked to turn a street in central Moscow into a makeshift pornographic theater. Metro reports that the saucy display caused a traffic jam as motorists stopped to take a look. Viktor Laptev, commercial director of advertising firm Panno.ru who owns...
  • Canadian Porn Study Shelved Due To Lack Of Non-viewers

    A University of Montreal researcher announced that he was forced to drastically alter a pornography study as he was not able to find any adult men who had never viewed erotic material. Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse told the Sun: The objective of my work is to observe the impact...
  • Cheesecake Factory Settles With Male Sexual Harassment Victims

    Six male employees of the Cheesecake Factory are set to receive $345,000 after the company opted to settle a sexual harassment case out of court. The complainants worked at a Cheesecake Factory restaurant located in the Chandler Fashion Center in Chandler, Arizona. They alleged that they were subjected to...
  • Retired Pervert Busted By Wife Posing As Schoolgirl

    After become concerned about the amount of time her retired husband was spending on the Internet, and seeing a saucy chat message on his computer, 61-year-old Cheryl Roberts decided to perform an investigation. The message that popped up on the computer of 68-year-old David Roberts’ computer read: You are...
  • Woman Offers Sexual Favors For World Series Tickets

    It’s October, which means two things–fall is here, and the World Series is on.  And like every year, tickets to the annual fall classic are in high demand. This year’s matchup features the defending champion Philadelphia Phillies,  taking on perennial powerhouse, the New York Yankees.  Needless to say, tickets...
  • Sneeze Fetishist In Custody Over White Pepper Attack

    An elderly man from Hopkins County, Texas was arrested on charges of aggravated assault after he blew a powdery substance into the face of a female clerk, twice....
  • “Rub-on Viagra” In The Works

    All I can say to this is–it’s about damn time. For years men have relied on Viagra, the little blue wonder pill, to help them overcome their erectile dysfunction (ED).  Unfortunately for them, Viagra, and other ED drugs known as phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors, have potentially serious side effects....