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  • Wife Cutting Off Penis Best Thing To Happen To John Wayne Bobbitt, So He Says

    “Being famous for my penis has given me opportunities I could not have ever imagined.”John Wayne Bobbitt told media 20-years after his then wife cut off his member for alleged domestic abuse and cheating. Bobbitt’s wife, Lorena, had severed his penis while he slept and threw it in a...
  • Indian farmer dies after having 13 pounds of metal removed from his stomach

    I’m no stomachologist, but I’m pretty sure ingesting 13-pounds of metal is not compatible with life.  Look at that, the guy died, so I was right.  Maybe I am a stomachologist. Kamleshwar Singh, a farmer from the Indian state Chhattisgarh, was admitted to the hospital after complaining of crippling...
  • Kentucky man sues doctor after circumsion leads to penis amputation

    This is definitely a sticky wicket of a lawsuit, especially once you hear the particulars.  Phillip Seaton, a truck driver from Kentucky, went into hospital to have a circumcision performed, but instead had a large portion of his manhood removed. Why?  Once the surgeon realized that Seaton’s penis was...
  • Man lives for a month without a pulse!

    Imagine being able to run up the stairs and not feel your heart beating hard; or getting a nice startle, like for instance, when watching the television you are suddently confronted by a large spider on the wall, or the image of Justin Bieber on the screen…brrr, creepy. You...
  • More plastic surgery despite a string of botched operations

    1980’s singer, 51-year-old homosexual Liverpudlian Pete Burnes, revealed recently that he’s had yet another face lift, despite previous procedures maiming him to an extent he thought his face would ‘fall off’ and he’d have to have his lips amputated. Although most are now removed, he unveiled his ‘new face’ with a...
  • Report: Determination of Human Penile Electrical Resistance and Implication on Safety for Electrosurgery of Penis

    A recent report from Taiwan would send shivers down the spine of the average bloke, at the very least, causing him to involuntarily keep his knees together. A group of crazy brave surgeons in Taiwan has been exploring the effects of electricity on male genitalia. Concerned that blokes worldwide were risking...
  • Aly Michalka and her bigger but really fake boobs

    I’m constantly amazed what lengths some people will go to, to be acceptable to society. Consider Aly Michalka for example. A young blonde, super thin LA starlet who, for whatever reason thought that her life would be better with breast implants. The site, Awful Plastic Surgery points out: this is another...
  • Cause of Death? Toilet Brush in the Buttock

    Well, indirectly the toilet brush embedded in Cindy Corton’s buttock caused her untimely death, but there were other mitigating factors that led to her passing. In 2005, a drunken accident led to the six-inch plastic toilet brush handle becoming lodged in Corton’s buttock.  You’d think that a chunk of...
  • Trout Pout: Plastic Surgery Gone Very, Very Wrong

    Just when you thought it was safe to go to the beauty parlor, the latest fashion is yet again cause for concern. According to the ‘Awful Plastic Surgery’ website, a site dedicated to exposing poor enhancements, the trout pout phenomena is sweeping not just the US, but Europe as...