the universe and human stupidity

  • Young woman gets painful lesson on dangers of texting and walking [video]

    First of all, let me point out that I have nothing but sympathy for the young woman involved in this painful-looking accident. The time that it takes for her to start to get up could indicate that she was really hurt. Hopefully she was left with a painful lesson,...
  • Man dies after eating cocaine from brother’s butt

    Police claim that a South Carolina man died in police custody after eating cocaine that his brother had hidden in his butt. Police allege that when they arrested 23-year-old Deangelo Mitchell and his 20-year-old brother Wayne, Deangelo had an ounce of cocaine in his backside. It is their allegation...
  • Mom’s sister prevents hospital from accidentally disposing of live baby

    It’s the stuff of nightmares – a mother’s worst nightmare. A hospital in China mistakenly thought a newborn baby was dead and disposed of it without a proper examination. Lui Dongmei was rushed to hospital in Foshun with internal bleeding and stomach cramps. She was in labour and although...
  • Women makes up 20 kids for tax return, gives all of them the same birthday

    If you’re going to lie on your taxes so that you can get a big refund, you would be well advised to keep the lies believable. Or better yet don’t lie at all and pay them in time unless you want to spend your twilight years working your butt...
  • Thanksgiving Corvette drag race ends in humiliating failure

    Don’t try this at home folks. The video below shows what happens when you get an idiot in a Corvette C5 and dummkopf in a Corvette C6 and you stick them next to each other at a traffic light on Thanksgiving Day. It ends badly, but not fatally, which...
  • Taco Bell customer settles grievance with Molotov

    Police in Albany, Georgia are on the lookout for a particularly unhappy Taco Bell customer. The man, who was apparently dissatisfied with the amount of meat in his two XXL chalupas, became irate when he called the manager of the restaurant and was told that she was unable to...
  • Forty-six-year-old gamer chokes 13-year-old nemesis

    Mark Bradford, 46, is apparently not a man that likes to lose. When the unemployed father of three was gunned down by a 13-year-old in Call of Duty he took it to heart and the smack talk that followed pushed him over the edge. Bradford allegedly “charged round” to...
  • Swedish man arrested for building his own nuclear reactor

    Richard Handl, a 31-year-old Swedish man from Ängelholm in western Sweden was arrested when he requested information on the legality of building a nuclear reactor in his kitchen. According to The Local, the man began his nuclear experimenting around six months ago and had maintained a blog detailing his...
  • Drunk wheelchair driver hit with DUI charge

    A 63-year-old Pennsylvania woman is facing DUI charges for driving her wheelchair at approximately twice the legal limit for drivers. Middlesex Township police arrested Connie Lebo in the early hours of Wednesday morning after receiving and report about a woman crawling through a yard. When they arrived at the...