We’re still here and post-judgment day life is pretty awesome

It is now 6:02 in the p.m. here in Japan and I can confirm that my good Christian neighbor has not been beamed up to heaven; there have been no great earthquakes (except for the one we had a couple of months ago); there are no trumpets; and I have yet to see a horseman.

For those of you who live stateside and believed in this nonsense, you really have to look on the bright side: you no longer have to shoot your pets or worse… give them to atheists. Still, I suppose armageddon could be fashionably late, or Harold Camping might have forgotten to carry a seven – he still has a little wriggle room; but nobody did anything crazy like quit their jobs or buy a whole bunch of big expensive billboards.

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C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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