Pioneered by experimental physicist Dr. Gordon Freeman, the wrench achieves maximum tooth-breakage in a portable package for lunatics on-the-go.
In one of the most bizarre (yet not quite tragic) failed wedding stories I’ve ever read, a man arrived uninvited to his sister’s wedding in San Antonio, Texas, armed with a wrench and some fighting words.
The first victims of David James Sicotte’s rampage were the new mother-in-law and groom, the former getting pushed to the floor and the latter simply engaging his now-least-favorite-brother-in-law in a bit of playful boxing. But when the bride got involved, allegedly slapping her brother in the face, he got mad enough to crack her in the mouth with a wrench. Whether he brought the wrench in order to fix a leaky sink or with the sole intention of breaking teeth is unclear.
He has since been sentenced to three years’ probation and fifty hours of community service. [Source; Image]
