Welfare win: Bus stop moved away from location due to homeless stench

Before you know it, they're gonna want jobs and a place to live! THE HORROR.

In Honolulu, a woman who has been living in a bus shelter for the past seven months just won a bit of privacy after the adjacent bus stop was relocated amid complaints by bus drivers of her wicked stench.

Riders were also made aware of her powerful presence, marked by a strong odor known to drift into buses stopping to pick up passengers.  As a result, officials have relocated not the woman, who is legally allowed to inhabit the bus shelter, but the bus stop itself – about twenty meters down the road.  I suppose they could’ve offered her a shower, but that would be way too compassionate, right?  [Source; Image]