If you have a face in your testicle… you really, really need to see a doctor

Lest you thought that the reviewers at Urology were born without a sense of humor (that much is still up for debate)… The screaming face that you see above you came from ultrasound images of the scrotum of a 45-year-old male (obvious and redundant statement (only males have scrota (triple parenthetical seems excessive))).

In an article entitled, “The Face of Testicular Pain: A Surprising Ultrasound Finding”, Roberts and Touma noted:

While scrolling through the ultrasound images, the residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man’s face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe pain.

A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps Min the Egyptian god of male virility); however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation.

The testicle was removed and the screaming face tumor turned out to be benign. [News.com.au]

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C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and a reporter at large for We Interrupt and Uberreview. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside approximately two hours from Tokyo - where he has spent the better part of a decade testing his hypothesis that Japan is neither as quirky nor as interesting as others would have you believe.
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