Dog shoots owner in the behind, showing him who owns who

A Yellow Labrador in Great Salt Lake, Utah, got excited when its master disembarked from the hunting boat to go move around some duck lures. The dog stepped on the man’s 12-gauge shotgun and shot him in the buttocks. The man and his hunting partner immediately called 911 and got immediate medical attention, something that in Quebec would’ve taken at least several days to obtain.

However in Quebec it would’ve been a moot point, since we cannot own firearms, and are thereby an easy prey for any would-be-invader armed with anything more than angry birds and a slingshot.

Medics removed 27 pellets from the man’s butt and he was released from hospital the same day. Police don’t plan on pressing any charges against the dog, nor the hunter.

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