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A man in Birmingham found himself caught on camera as he drove a Peugeot 206 through the city sporting the message “IS PIPPA’S BUM STILL BETTER THAN MINE???” scrawled in while spray paint across the passenger side. There are no specific details beyond the candid photo, one can only...
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Ever wonder what your girlfriend would look like with a C or D-cup? Dream no longer: A new iPhone app enables the user to simulate the effects of breast implants with a ‘before-and-after’ photo. Dr. Elizabeth Kinsey developed the tool, which works with a photo of the original breasts,...
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It sounds like a bad joke: Two drunken Bulgarian men are playing with a samurai sword. The man with the sword pretends he’s a samurai and says, “Watch me cut this fly in half.” And with one deft swing, the other man’s fly is cut in half – along...
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A 36-year-old-man thought he might get away clean if he swallowed a stolen diamond just before being caught by police. His clever ruse was foiled, however, and police waited several days for the situation to pass naturally. Unfortunately, the would-be diamond thief’s digestive tract could not be motivated to...
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As if being a furry wasn’t expensive enough already – costumes, makeup, tail plugs, indecent exposure violation tickets, et cetera – the new black for the “animal cosplay enthusiast” community has just hit the shelves. Called “necomimi” the ears are controlled by different brain activity. Supposedly, concentrating (on your...
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A woman in Barrie, Ontario has been arrested for throwing a hot cup of coffee in her boyfriend’s face just before slapping him and leaving the premises. Evidently, she caught him on a date with another woman – that woman being herself. The 49-year-old woman found out that her...
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After managing to attach a rope to a cruise liner’s lower deck and begin climbing up to commandeer the ship, a Somali pirate was repelled by neither guns nor high-pressure water hoses. Instead, his brilliant scheme was foiled by a deck chair to the dome. Late at night in...
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In Dubai, a lawsuit has been filed against a man by his ex-wife for $11 million worth of damages from mental anguish. The source of said mental anguish? Male impotence. The couple were married for four months; during this time, she claims, he forced her to quit her job,...
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Two men are behind bars in Arkansas after police allege that they used a copperhead rattlesnake in a short-sighted ploy to sue Wal-Mart for damages. Ryan Cornelison, 25, was bitten by the rattlesnake in the Garden Center and promptly stomped it to death. Aaron Hull, an eyewitness, attempted to...
A man in Birmingham found himself caught on camera as he drove a Peugeot 206 through the city sporting the message “IS PIPPA’S BUM STILL BETTER THAN MINE???” scrawled in while spray paint across the passenger side. There are no specific details beyond the candid photo, one can only...
Ever wonder what your girlfriend would look like with a C or D-cup? Dream no longer: A new iPhone app enables the user to simulate the effects of breast implants with a ‘before-and-after’ photo. Dr. Elizabeth Kinsey developed the tool, which works with a photo of the original breasts,...
It sounds like a bad joke: Two drunken Bulgarian men are playing with a samurai sword. The man with the sword pretends he’s a samurai and says, “Watch me cut this fly in half.” And with one deft swing, the other man’s fly is cut in half – along...
A 36-year-old-man thought he might get away clean if he swallowed a stolen diamond just before being caught by police. His clever ruse was foiled, however, and police waited several days for the situation to pass naturally. Unfortunately, the would-be diamond thief’s digestive tract could not be motivated to...
As if being a furry wasn’t expensive enough already – costumes, makeup, tail plugs, indecent exposure violation tickets, et cetera – the new black for the “animal cosplay enthusiast” community has just hit the shelves. Called “necomimi” the ears are controlled by different brain activity. Supposedly, concentrating (on your...
A woman in Barrie, Ontario has been arrested for throwing a hot cup of coffee in her boyfriend’s face just before slapping him and leaving the premises. Evidently, she caught him on a date with another woman – that woman being herself. The 49-year-old woman found out that her...
After managing to attach a rope to a cruise liner’s lower deck and begin climbing up to commandeer the ship, a Somali pirate was repelled by neither guns nor high-pressure water hoses. Instead, his brilliant scheme was foiled by a deck chair to the dome. Late at night in...
In Dubai, a lawsuit has been filed against a man by his ex-wife for $11 million worth of damages from mental anguish. The source of said mental anguish? Male impotence. The couple were married for four months; during this time, she claims, he forced her to quit her job,...
Two men are behind bars in Arkansas after police allege that they used a copperhead rattlesnake in a short-sighted ploy to sue Wal-Mart for damages. Ryan Cornelison, 25, was bitten by the rattlesnake in the Garden Center and promptly stomped it to death. Aaron Hull, an eyewitness, attempted to...