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How about a frosty cold glass of irony to start your day? Sounds delicious to me. Joseph Gaeta is a police officer with the Midland Park police in New Jersey, and recently he teamed up with the Bergen County Police Academy as a volunteer in their DWI class. Gaeta’s...
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The gambling website OnlineGamblingPal.com forked over $10,871 for some of deceased pop icon Michael Jackson’s hair, and have plans to use it in very unique, very creepy way. To make a roulette ball. The site won the hair via online auction, and there’s no way of telling whether the...
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Sure we all like to get a bit extra when we order food from a restaurant, a little more bang for our buck, but that being said, I doubt very much that little bit extra refers to a real live frog, because that would be just gross. Ross Dance...
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It’s a sad state of affairs when your marriage hits the skids and you go looking for love in all the wrong places (i.e. hookers) but these things sometimes happen. And if you’re going to cheat, why not help support the local economy by hiring a prostitute to help...
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I’m no stomachologist, but I’m pretty sure ingesting 13-pounds of metal is not compatible with life. Look at that, the guy died, so I was right. Maybe I am a stomachologist. Kamleshwar Singh, a farmer from the Indian state Chhattisgarh, was admitted to the hospital after complaining of crippling...
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In a master stroke of genius, the Exhibit bar in South London has unveiled what it claims to be the first, and only, urinal based video game that men control with their stream of urine, guaranteed to make pee time not only satisfying, but fun as well. Sorry about...
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Well, you can kiss another wonder Christmas memory from your childhood goodbye, now that word has come out that none other than that lovable, magical snowman Frosty has been arrested for allegedly scuffling with cops and attempting to kick a police dog while attending a parade in Maryland. Pretty...
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First off, what is Yoda doing in Germany, instead of his home planet of Dagobah? And secondly, for someone who’s reportedly so wise, why is he drinking and driving and running into pedestrians? Wait—what are the chances that this isn’t the real Yoda, but some inebriated 42-year-old German guy...
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Sunday Moyo is a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man who had been caught having sexual relations last Sunday in the front yard of his house—with a donkey. Moyo was charged with bestiality, a crime which he admitted committing even though he wasn’t asked to enter a plea. Moyo’s excuse for copulating...