JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • No sunlight, no problem for Japanese vending machine

    Japan is famous for a lot of things—some good, some bad—and one of those things is their love of infatuation with vending machines.  So it’s no surprise that the Japanese have come up with a lettuce dispensing vending machine now is it? The thing is, this vending machine grows...
  • Serbian man hailed as a drunken hero after accidentally killing murderous shark

    A shark that had been terrorizing the famous Egyptian resort of Sarm El Sheikh has been killed, albeit inadvertently, by a drunk Serbian man who’s now being hailed as a hero.  The shark had injured four people and killed one unfortunate tourist during his reign of terror. Dragan Stevic...
  • Swedish medical students get shock when they perform their first autopsy

    The students at one of Sweden’s top medical schools got the shock of their lives when they went to perform the first autopsy of their med school careers.  As if cutting open a cadaver and mucking around with the insides isn’t disturbing enough, imagine when it turns out the...
  • New invention helps keep saggy pants just the right amount of saggy

    So says Andrew Lewis, the 43-year-old inventor of the “Subs,” a device which helps people who like to wear their pants saggy without losing them altogether, which apparently is a problem many saggy pants wearing people have. The NY Daily News has more info on how Lewis’ invention actually...
  • Recently fired employee has a special Christmas message for former employer

    Lloyd Hudson of Ilford, Essex was recently let go by Harrods, the famous London department store, where he played the role of Father Christmas in the store’s toy department.  Kind of a slimy move on Harrods part, firing Hudson this close to Christmas, but I’m sure the company had...
  • Super Mario Bros gets a modern day gangster makeover

    And I have to say, being a fan of the original pair of mushroom jumping, coin collecting Italian brothers, this makeover is very cool.  Too bad it’s just a mock trailer for a movie/video game that will never get made. From The Game Station comes this gritty reboot, and...
  • Postal worker delivers mail in the buff, gets arrested

    Like that episode of Seinfeld taught us—there’s good naked, and there’s bad naked.  Just to clarify, any naked that gets you arrested is bad naked, no matter how noble your intentions may be. A Wisconsin mail carrier claims he was only trying to cheer up a woman on his...
  • Is there a better bar promotion than “Bacon Happy Hour?”

    Think all you want, but the answer is a firm and resounding no, “Bacon Happy Hour” is easily the best promotional event ever, unless you have a distaste for bacon and alcohol, and if you do, then you’re just a crazy person. Bad Decisions, a Baltimore area bar, hosts...
  • Prisoner cites belief in “Festivus” in order to receive kosher meals

    I’m not one to judge people based on their religious beliefs, no matter how outlandish they seem to me.  But this time, claiming your religion to be “Festivus” in order to get your fill of kosher meals, well I’m calling shenanigans on this one. When Malcolm Alarmo King was...