JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • Woman Murdered Not by her Husband–But by an Elk?

    I can’t imagine the hell this poor husband had to go through, only in the end to finally be exonerated in the death of his wife. It’s even worse than he originally thought–the murderer was, in fact, an elk. Poor Ingemar Westlund.  Way back in September 2008, he found...
  • Newest Craze–Boob Jobs for Dogs

    As we age, many of us could use a lift, tuck or injection to help take off a few years.  You know what?  So can our dogs. A pair of rescue dogs, Emma and Morgan, both chocolate labs, recently had a little cosmetic surgery of their own, in order...
  • Man Tries Smuggling 15 Lizards Into U.S.–Strapped to His Chest

    Alright kids, listen up–don’t ever, ever try and smuggle drugs, guns or live lizards into the United States.  Customs officials are notoriously unimpressed by idiots who try such shenanigans. And I can guarantee you that this guy got the old rubber glove treatment for sure. Michael Plank, 40-years-old, and...
  • Celebrate Your Child’s Birth With a Placenta Teddy Bear

    Alright, if you read the title and thought “that is the sickest thing ever,” just remember this–some cultures eat placentas.  So, an afterbirth teddy bear doesn’t seem so disgusting now does it. Actually, it does. The majority of the time, the placenta, or afterbirth, is disposed of by hospitals...
  • Man Tries Stealing Sausages By Stuffing Them Down His Pants

    Well, if you’re going to steal sausages from a supermarket, that’s as good a place as any. Not only will nobody frisk you there, female shoppers may become so enamored, you may score a few phone numbers. Or you’ll get arrested–just like this guy. A 38-year-old man was arrested...
  • Swine Flu Fears Lead to Automatic Holy Water Dispenser

    The H1N1 virus, or swine flu if  you will, has got the world in a state of panic.  Citizens are so fearful of catching the dreaded disease, they’ll go to amazing lengths to stay healthy. But leave it to the Italians to go that extra mile. An Italian inventor,...
  • Brazilian Man Crashes Own Funeral

    Apparently he was hoping it was a catered affair.  Or he just wanted to set the record straight that he was not dead, but very much alive. Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, a Brazilian bricklayer, was reportedly killed in a car crash, even though the body found at the scene...
  • Murder Suspect Claims Innocence–Because He’s Too Fat

    In what is sure to be the first of many such defenses, a 40-year-old pharmaceutical executive accused of murdering his son-in-law maintains he is innocent. His reasoning?  Because he’s too fat to have committed the crime. Edward Ates is 285 lbs and, according to his lawyer, in terrible physical...
  • School Kids Given Shirts Printed With Phone Sex Number

    Talk about one of your all-time “oops” moments. An elementary school in California had to recall T-shirts the kids had received for participating in a jog-a-thon, because the number for a phone sex line had been printed on them. The shirts were to feature a logo with a fake...