Luca Colonnese

Limited production music, fiction and comedy. Actually, very limited. To follow on Twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/child_of_glass"> Child of Glass</a>
  • Is it only sexist when men do it?

    The last few months have been an orgy of bad news for “Girl Power” advocates around the world. Firstly with the aquittal in Orlando of Casey Anthony, a woman who didn’t kill her 2 year old daughter. Then last month came the case of the women on CBS’s The...
  • Delicious ammonia burgers coming our way?

    No, they’re already here, at least if for you here means the United States, for mercifully this process is not yet accepted in Canada. Apparently, for the last decade or so, there’s been an American company, that has developed a process by which “remnants” of meat, that stuff nobody wants...
  • Another apocalypse scheduled for Thursday, yes, this Thursday

    Some of You might recall Harold Camping, the cuckoo the Biblical Genius who spent most of his life studying the Bible, and who predicted that there would be a Rapture back on May 21st. Harold of course was wrong about it since we’re all still here. Not contempt with his...
  • German government caught spreading a trojan

    Germany’s Chaos Computer Club may have unearthed one of the biggest scandals in recent history. Apparently the Germans can legally wiretap their citizens under strict and extreme conditions, we’d like to suppose, conditions like a subpoena or court order. However since 2008, they have a law that allows the...
  • Redneck America brings us the Wunder Boner

    In this hilarious infomercial from many years ago, redneck America introduces the world to The Wunder Boner, a product to help debone fish. Complete with bluegrass music playing in the background, three redneck fishermen decide who gets to clean the fish, laughter is imminent. Enjoy peeps!...
  • Solar UV fluctuations linked to variation in earth’s climate

    In a “we told you so” moment, scientists have confirmed a link between warmer winters over the northern hemisphere, and stronger UV output during the more active phase within the 11 year cycle of our Sun. Also, they’ve explained why even though we were prophesied some tremendous global warming...
  • A revolution in flatulance sharing

    If you’re the type that gets flatulent after absorbing anything with beans, pizza, pickles, beer, hot dogs, bread, milk products, wine, chocolate, chicken wings, cranberry juice or maple syrup, in other words, if you’re over 40, this is for you. Want to go to bed and have your head...
  • People with nothing to do and even less taste make a Lego car

    Some chaps from the Legoland park in Florida, decided they wanted to make a vehicle replica out of Lego bricks. Most people would have gone for something stunningly handsome like a Ferrari Italia, a Suzuki Sidekick or a DeLorean. No, they decided to have 22 people work 2500 hours...
  • Comet decides to tickle the sun’s nose, makes it sneeze

    The above video, from the SOHO mission shows what appears to be a comet, hitting the sun head on, followed immediately by a massive plume on the other side. To me this proves only that the sun is mostly made of gas, as predicted, since the comet seems to...