Luca Colonnese

Limited production music, fiction and comedy. Actually, very limited. To follow on Twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/child_of_glass"> Child of Glass</a>
  • Pope Francis is the best Pope in a long, long time

    Earlier this week, newly elected Pope to the Catholic Church, Pope Francis, surprised everyone when reports came out on Italian newspapers, that upon getting up in the morning, he stepped outside his quarters. Finding a Swiss Guard standing outside his door he asked him if he had been standing...
  • FDA Approves American version of Kinder eggs for sale in the USA

    After having been banned in the USA since 1938 by a Food and Drug act, the Food and Drug Administration now opens the door to enclosing plastic, inedible toys within confections such as Easter eggs and other chocolate candy treats. Absolutely true story, even if an American citizen orders...
  • In Soviet Quebec, pothole flips you!

    Regardless of there you live, you’re likely to complain about the state of your town’s roads. I’ve spoken to people from all over Canada and the United States and it’s unanimous: The roads “in our town” are the worst and by “our” town I mean the respective speaker’s town....
  • IKEA stops selling faecal matter tainted chocolate cake

    I’ve always followed the doctrine which instructs us that a toaster, should be a toaster, a microwave oven a microwave oven and a pizza should have normal, pizza condiments. For example cheese, tomato sauce, mushrooms, pepperoni, these are all perfectly acceptable while shrimp, prosciutto and pineapple are not. And...
  • Dual comets to put up stargazing show starting next week and then in October

    1997 was notable for several reasons, one of which was the Hale-Bopp comet that was visible for several days and (some claim) in daytime. I couldn’t verify this fact because where I live, we get the occasional cloud cover that lasts for 10-14 days like for instance the last...
  • Chinese schoolboy requires jaws of life to remove broken bicycle seat from … Oh No!

    This is one of those reports that should either be taken seriously, or dismissed as urban legend, however, there are photographs and they look legit so here goes. On February 21st, a young boy whose name was withheld was riding to school on his bicycle when for an unforeseen...
  • Vulcan gets top vote for newly discovered moon of Pluto

    Following an online survey organized by the SETI institute in California, over 170,000 votes sided with William Shatner’s suggestion to name Pluto’s newly discovered moon “Vulcan” beating out 100,000 votes for “Cerberus” and getting almost 40% of the 450,000 votes. In Greek mythology, Vulcan is the God of lava...
  • RCMP looking for people who tagged drunk man’s head with graffiti

    Royal Canadian Mounted Police, the increasingly misnamed horseback Canadian version of the American FBI, are looking for the people who spray painted a passed out drunk man’s face in Vancouver British Columbia. According to Sgt. Max Fossum, the 48 year old man was picked up by local police as he...
  • 59% of tuna sold in the United States is actually “not” tuna

    A non profit organization for the defense of our planet’s oceans called Oceana has made a research claim which shows that 59% of the tuna that’s allegedly in our North American dinner plates, is actually “not” tuna. Oceana has had 1215 samples of what was supposed to be tuna...