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*rubs eyes* 30 items in one rectum? Call Guinness because that’s got to be a world record. Sure, the contraband was stuffed inside a condom, but it should be a world record nonetheless. Neil Lansing, a homeless Florida man, went before a judge this past Friday after being arrested...
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A British man has learned the hard way taking the law into your own hands can backfire. Simon Cremer, owner of a flooring business, has been forced to pay 13,000 pounds ($20,000 CDN) for “humiliating” one of his former staff when he found out he stole from him. In...
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Almost 200 people who attended a party at Hugh Heffner’s Playboy Mansion in California have fallen sick – and it’s not because of his upcoming nuptials to a girl young enough to be his granddaughter. The LA County Health Department is investigating a mysterious illness that hit 170 people...
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Jemma Benjamin, pictured here, was just 18 when she got her first kiss from fellow student Daniel Ross. Sadly, moments later she started frothing at the mouth, her eyelids drooped and she expired. I’m not sure this was the desired effect Mr.Ross was expecting but I can imagine it...
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Melbourne resident Jessica Fogg thought she was having trouble sleeping due to chocolate milk-related stomach pains. Turns out, she was in labor. According to Fogg, who had recently moved to Melbourne with her boyfriend, she developed an insatiable appetite for Big M brand chocolate milk and thought she was...
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Are you a starving Guatemalan orphan? No? Then you may have to wait awhile to sample Hormel’s newest food-based edible substitute, Spammy. The new product was designed to help combat malnourishment in the poverty-stricken nation of Guatemala. According to the Austin Daily Herald, “To ensure that Spammy is used...
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An underground fight club is not normally the sort of thing that you would associate with the types that earn their crust mashing code and founding start-ups – but a bunch of them have gotten together to relieve stress by punching and kicking the snot out of each other...
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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Brendan’s mom Dawn is probably not in the running for mother of the year. Dawn is complaining that her son managed to accrue around $1,700 in debt after she used her debit card to pay for a...
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A German tourist found out the hard way policemen aren’t always trusted after five Filipino cops forced him to buy them laptops. Using threats of false criminal charges the law officials were able to extort the man who later reported it to his Embassy. It happened in Makati, the...