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When Charlene Johnson was pulled over in Martin County, Florida, deputies found exactly what they’d expected: Johnson’s BAC over twice the legal limit and marijuana in the vehicle. But what they didn’t find was clothing. Johnson was stopped after a deputy noticed that she was having trouble staying in...
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Somebody obviously familiar with Safety Not Guaranteed traveled back in time on April 1st to February 13th, 2011 and posted a very serious ad to Craigslist.org. Evidently, wherever this mysterious time traveler is going, cats aren’t welcome and heavy lifting is essential. Sounds like 1983 to me! ...
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With all the hullabaloo about the end-of world doom-sayers for 2012, all the theories, planet Nibiru, the Elenin comet, the economic and ecological self-destruction of our society, the ascent to power of the third Reich (or fourth, I lost count), “another” federal election in Canada to be immediately followed by “another” provincial...
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Why did he sit it out? When asked TWICE, he replied he wasn’t feeling lucky. I guess he really wasn’t lucky! His seven work pals were in the pool and won a collective 319M$ cutting him out of a potential 16M$ pot, after taxes. They all worked for the...
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It’s that time of the year again when Americans break out the W-2s and 1040-EZs. For most, it’s an expensive inconvenience. For Irving Przyborski in Chicago, it was his lucky day. Even luckier was the fact that the Illinois Lottery ticket was set to expire the following day, perhaps...
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Kerry Campbell of San Francisco isn’t ashamed to admit that she injects her eight-year-old daughter Britney with Botox and saline filler every three months. In fact, she’s adamant that “more mothers should do it for their daughters.” Taking a slightly more proactive role in her daughter’s future than the...
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Following up on yesterday’s article, that I ended by stating that the best way to ensure an alien invasion is to shoot down UFOs on sight, I want to point out that we are not the most peaceful people humans. Really we aren’t, we’ve achieved wars over such petty...
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It seems a movement is underway in the United Kingdom. A bunch of cheeky shoppers have taken to rearranging common items in supermarkets and department stores to create rude, offensive and funny words. The spices are obvious, but there are a few other examples where people have gotten creative...
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The Spanish resort town of Alicante has thrown a curve ball at boozy tourists in the form of some crazy paving that apparently plays tricks on both eyes and stomachs. From Metro: Set in rows of diamonds at 90 degrees to each other, the opposing slabs create an optical...
When Charlene Johnson was pulled over in Martin County, Florida, deputies found exactly what they’d expected: Johnson’s BAC over twice the legal limit and marijuana in the vehicle. But what they didn’t find was clothing. Johnson was stopped after a deputy noticed that she was having trouble staying in...
Somebody obviously familiar with Safety Not Guaranteed traveled back in time on April 1st to February 13th, 2011 and posted a very serious ad to Craigslist.org. Evidently, wherever this mysterious time traveler is going, cats aren’t welcome and heavy lifting is essential. Sounds like 1983 to me! ...
With all the hullabaloo about the end-of world doom-sayers for 2012, all the theories, planet Nibiru, the Elenin comet, the economic and ecological self-destruction of our society, the ascent to power of the third Reich (or fourth, I lost count), “another” federal election in Canada to be immediately followed by “another” provincial...
Why did he sit it out? When asked TWICE, he replied he wasn’t feeling lucky. I guess he really wasn’t lucky! His seven work pals were in the pool and won a collective 319M$ cutting him out of a potential 16M$ pot, after taxes. They all worked for the...
It’s that time of the year again when Americans break out the W-2s and 1040-EZs. For most, it’s an expensive inconvenience. For Irving Przyborski in Chicago, it was his lucky day. Even luckier was the fact that the Illinois Lottery ticket was set to expire the following day, perhaps...
Kerry Campbell of San Francisco isn’t ashamed to admit that she injects her eight-year-old daughter Britney with Botox and saline filler every three months. In fact, she’s adamant that “more mothers should do it for their daughters.” Taking a slightly more proactive role in her daughter’s future than the...
Following up on yesterday’s article, that I ended by stating that the best way to ensure an alien invasion is to shoot down UFOs on sight, I want to point out that we are not the most peaceful people humans. Really we aren’t, we’ve achieved wars over such petty...