• Sacked: Allegedly vexatious sexter cops stray football to the nuts [Brett Favre]

    Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has been getting a lot of negative press of late. That tends to happen when you send people who probably don’t want to look at your wiener pictures of said member ; and when you allegedly hit up women with unsolicited dirty text...
  • Safe sex creates plumbing nightmare

    Commonwealth Games chief Mike Fennell has no problems with the plumbing at the commonwealth games being clogged with used condoms, as long as the competitors are engaging in safe sex. Basically, everyone could be up to their knees in excrement, as long as the competitors are ‘happy’ and keeping things...
  • Wanted: Crowd for Commonwealth Games

    The Commonwealth Games has a big lack of fans. Australia’s netballers began their Delhi campaign at the Thyagaraj Sports Complex beating Samoa,  and watched by an official attendance of 58 people. It was only that about 50 officials were also in attendance, that the numbers swelled to triple figures. Although it is...
  • Golfer Inadvertently Starts 12-Acre Blaze With Shot Out of the Rough

    If you’re a golfer, chances are you’ve had a bad round here or there.  If you’re anything like me, you’ve had plenty. Next time you have yourself a particularly poor round just remember—you could be this guy. Seems a golfer enjoying a round at the Shady Canyon Golf Course...
  • Figure skater starts million-dollar fire with own stupidity

    Have you heard of Kurt Browning? As the picture above suggests, he is a figure skater, a former Canadian and World champion of the sport, to be exact – and if recent events are anything to go by, he may not a smart man. His recent problems started with...
  • “World’s farthest” basketball shot [Video]

    Whether or not this is actually the farthest basketball goal ever shot is difficult to determine, but it seems to be the farthest on record. Evan Sellers from The Legendary Shots throws the ball from the top of the Vulcan monument in Birmingham, Alabama. It travels some 205-228 feet...
  • North Korean World Cup coach faces music, may face firing squad

    The man who coached the lackluster North Korean soccer team may end up paying for his poor performance with his life – or at the very least, his liberty. The return of the national soccer team was not met with celebration or even commiseration. The team, minus its two...
  • Matador catches horn to the scrotum

    The fourth day of the Sanfermin bullfights proved eventful for Madrid bullfighter “El Cid” when Garboso’s horns found matador, twice. The first goring produced a 10-centimeter wound to the man’s thigh; the second also caught thigh – and scrotum. Considering that “El Cid” was able to walk from the...
  • German sports fans demand slaughter and consumption of psychic octopus

    Paul the “psychic” octopus who successfully predicted the outcomes of all of Germany’s may be bound for the hotplate if German sports fans have their way. It was the accuracy of the cephalopod’s predictions that has people calling for him to be cooked in public. When he shuffled over...