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And now in the world of useless crimes thanks to a need for anger management training… A 49-year old man in Florida is under arrest after stabbing his brother in the gut because he knocked over his beer. Police reports say Randy Zipperer was at home and upset because...

Let this be a lesson to all would-be rapists—do not attempt to sexually assault women, because not only is it obviously a terrible, horrific thing to do, but you may choose the wrong woman like this guy did and end up on the wrong end of a much deserved...

Usually, when people finish high school they leave for good and continue with the rest of their lives. Not Diana Steely. The 28-year old woman enrolled in the second semester of high school, in the Young Mom’s program at Eastdale Secondary School in Welland, Ontario (Canada.) Using the pseudonym...

Police have released further details relating to the Comic-Con stabbing incident that occurred on Saturday. Apparently, the incident occurred when an argument of the proximity of the two attendees seats got out of hand. The injured man was treated for a minor cut near his eye. His alleged attacker,...

In what can only sound alarms for a lot of school children out there, a father of a 12 year old boy has been given a two month suspended sentence for assaulting his son. Apparently the young child returned a school report that was not to the fathers liking, so his...

Scoff if you will, but the man in this picture, one Marium Varinauskas, was recently fined £600 for assaulting a female police officer with his penis. The story is that Varinauskas’ girlfriend called the cops on her boyfriend because she was none too pleased with his, surprise surprise, drunkenness. ...

I’m not a drug dealer, never have been a drug dealer, and I don’t ever plan on being a drug dealer.  However, despite my lack of experience in the world of selling illegal drugs, I’m pretty sure that dealers prefer to be paid in real money–not Monopoly money. Actually,...