crime

  • Bad ‘Santa’ Busted For Illegal Alcohol Sales

    Mike Bussey, the self professed “King of Rock and Roll Debauchery,” was arrested for illegally selling booze to an undercover officer at his home during his “Mike Busey’s End of the World Sexy Santa Holiday B-Day.” To be fair, he wasn’t the one serving the alcohol. A bartender was...
  • Woman Attacked With A Sock Of Poop

    This is the story of a seriously crappy experience, no pun intended. While riding the Chicago transit a 21-year old unnamed woman was attacked by a man using a sock full of his own poop. She has no idea who he is or why he decided she should be...
  • Super Mario Arrested For Groping A Woman

    A 34-year old man in New York has been arrested for groping a 58-year old woman. Damon Torres was at Times Square when he blocked the woman’s path and grabbed her thigh before letting her go. And, even worse, he was dressed at Super Mario while he did it....
  • Woman’s Ex-Boyfriend Charged With Breaking Into Her Home & Glueing Fridge Shut

    Up for the 2012 award for the stupidest get back at you for breaking my heart stunt is American man, Dennis Homberg. The 42-year old Pennsylvanian man is being accused by police of breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s home and super gluing her fridge shut. That’s not all this super...
  • Students Accused Of Giving Unsuspected Class Pot Brownies

    Colorado might be liberal enough to make the use of marijuana legal, but nothing condones the cooking of it in brownies and then feeding it to your unsuspecting college classmates and teacher. In fact, it’s still a major criminal offense to do so. Just as 21-year old Thomas Cunningham...
  • Man Arrested With 200 Diamonds In His Stomach

    People will do anything to get themselves out of poverty. Even if it includes swallowing 220 diamonds and attempting to smuggle them out of the country… at least this is my educated guess as to why a 25-year old South African man swallowed 220 polished diamonds and tried to...
  • Man Gets Intimate With A Donkey, Calls Laws Against It Backward

    Looking at the smiling mug shot of 31-year old Carlos Romero you might think he’s a nice looking young man. And who’s to say he isn’t nice. One thing the picture won’t tell you is he likes having sex with horses and donkeys. It also won’t tell you that...
  • Man Kills 70,000 Chickens in Drunken Stupor

    After waking up from a night of drunken debauchery in Delmar, Maryland, Joshua Shelton learned he is now to be forever known as The Chicken Murderer. It’s a well deserved title as Shelton killed 70,000 chickens in his intoxicated state by cutting the power lines to three coops which...
  • Man with unfortunate name arrested on a number of unfortunate charges

    Even before you read this you knew it had to be Florida, didn’t you?  It’s always Florida (when it’s not Ohio). Pictured here is—are you ready for this one—54-year-old Jackemeoff Mudd, a South Florida gentleman who was picked up last week by the Broward Sheriff’s Office on multiple charges,...