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Thanks to The Daily Swarm for sharing this Craigslist ad from a bassist looking for work. It’s an ad that any aspiring and professional musician, actor, writer, painter, artist of anytime can appreciate, mostly for it’s arrogance, demands and well blatant egotism. It reads: Bass Player Available NOW (Nashville...

April Fools, what a trickster you are.  But sometimes those tricks aren’t so harmless. Eighteen year old Tori Wheeler is in jail after she stabbed her boyfriend (allegedly) with a knife and bit him twice thanks to his not liking her April Fools joke of choice. You see Wheeler...

A young woman in Brazil is lucky to be alive after jumping onto train tracks to get her cell phone. Talk about scary…. Eye witnesses say the woman dropped her phone and immediately leaped down on the tracks to get it.  As the train came into the station, the...

A teacher in Sola, Norway has been fired after bringing in a vial of her own blood and letting students touch it and taste it. The students were in kindergarten and between the ages of 3 – 6. (Now, for the collective cry of WTF??? Gross.) No reason is...

Sometimes you drink too much and you do stupid things like run around in your underwear, kiss the bloke you don’t like or if you’re James White you fry up your pet hamster. That’s what the 21-year old student did one night when he was so loaded he claims...

The end of the beer seems to be a life or death moment for two Canadians in Lindsay, Ontario. The couple, ages 39 and 41, got into a very loud argument over who would drink the last beer. It was so loud police were called by neighbors and when...

There are indeed some things you never do in a hotel and this would be one of them. An unnamed man, naked in all his birth glory, decided it would be a good idea to leave his dirty room service tray outside his hotel room. Great idea to get...

Got a horse? Make sure you don’t ride it drunk or you could get arrested. That’s what happened to a man in Bunnell, Florida. He was riding his horse, after have a few too many alcoholic bevvies, and ended up attracting the attention of the police. You see, he...

A 34-year old man in New York has been arrested for groping a 58-year old woman. Damon Torres was at Times Square when he blocked the woman’s path and grabbed her thigh before letting her go. And, even worse, he was dressed at Super Mario while he did it....