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  • larry brewer

    Texas Death Row inmates get no final meal thanks to white supremacist

    Popular culture dictates that, before execution, death row inmates receive a final meal of their choice.  We’ve all heard stories of the guy who asked for a box of Eskimo Pies, or a double bacon cheeseburger, or just dirt.  But now, thanks to one white supremacist, Texas will no...
  • tarantino

    Friends don’t help friends store dead bodies

    In a slight variation on a similar scene in Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction, a man now accused of luring another man into his home and shooting him in the head with a firearm politely asked his neighbors to help him get rid of the body. The neighbors believed he...
  • Man calls 911 to get money back from prostitutes FAIL

    A 26-year old Kansas City man has learned the hard way if you’re making an illegal business transaction you don’t call the cops to complain. Ahmad Hasnain called 911 to report being robbed by two female escorts he hired through on online service, only to later retract his story...
  • this wasn't how things were meant to turn out

    Pole snaps, Russian athelete falls on face

    The IAAF World Championships, August 2011, in Daegu South Korea will be remembered in Russia as the day the pole snapped. At least it will for Dmitry Starodubtsev, his family and some close friends. The Russian pole vaulter was trying to make a jump of 5.75 meters when his...
  • Regrets, I have a few...

    How to get arrested: Man calls 911 on self

    There are many ways in which one can complain to the police about their incompetence.  Michael Andes found the traditional methods insufficient. Early on August 25th, Andes called 911 in Bridgeport, Connecticut to report that he had parked “purposely” in a handicap space without the required placard.  When the...
  • US driver tries to use feet to stop truck, Flintstone style FAIL

    Oh gosh darn it! Dem brakes o’ mine don’ work. I gotta try ta use ma feet again. Perhaps this was the train of thought that inspires a 24-year old American man to try and stop his truck with his feet a la Fred Flintstone style when his brakes...
  • Thieves blow loot before touching it

    In the world of the stupid criminal… Thieves in Zimbabwe left empty handed after they blew all their money before they even touched it. Literally, they blew up all the money in the safe. The would be robbers obviously didn’t do their homework and used too much explosives to...
  • Man arrested for posting fake sex ads for his ex, BUSTED

    Want to get back at your ex? Posting a fake sex ad online might seem like a good idea at the time but will have it’s consequences. American Jason Eric Leonard has learned the hard way, posting ads for sex on behalf of your unknowing ex-girlfriend will get you...
  • Kitchen planking disaster, FAIL

    You’ve all been told before – planking is dangerous. But does anyone listen? Of course not, nobody cares. But the global fad of trying to make your body as flat as a plank of wood in bizarre places is just not going away, no matter how many people die...