fail

  • Man Gets Caught Trying to Escape Prison in a Suitcase

    Here honey, get in the suitcase. I’m sure you’ll fit. That might have been the conversation just before Juan Ramirez decided he was going to try to break out of a Mexican jail. After a conjugal visit with his girlfriend, he hid inside the woman’s suitcase and she tried...
  • Drunk man caught while trying to perform surgery on dog, BUSTED

    A Chicago man who tried to operate on his dog while drunk has been charged with one count of animal cruelty. Stewart Gibbs, 44, was found red handed (literally covered in blood) when police showed up at his apartment after receiving a tip about him. Obviously wasted, Gibbs told...
  • Lap dancing not art rules NY court

    Lap dancing isn’t art. So rules a New York state court in a tax dispute. Why have they made such a ruling? Because the owners of an “adult juice bar” called Nite Moves are trying to get out of paying $125,000 of back taxes from 2005. Nite Moves in...
  • titanic

    Titanic II sinks on maiden voyage

    Mark Wilkinson of Birmingham, evidently counting on the Monte Carlo fallacy (i.e., an unlikely event will be even more unlikely to occur in the same circumstances twice), dubbed his sixteen-foot cabin cruiser Titanic II.  Whether he was being ironic (as the tiny boat could practically fit in my hatchback),...
  • ATM Repair Man Caught After Stealing $200K BUSTED

    It took authorities 10 months to catch the man who made off with $200,000 from ATMs in San Fransciso and Daly City but they finally did. The culprit is Samuel Kioski, an ATM repair man, who took the money from 7 different ATMs last July 4th and replaced it...
  • pippa

    Of vandalized cars and derriere appreciation

    A man in Birmingham found himself caught on camera as he drove a Peugeot 206 through the city sporting the message “IS PIPPA’S BUM STILL BETTER THAN MINE???” scrawled in while spray paint across the passenger side. There are no specific details beyond the candid photo, one can only...
  • sliced sausages

    You cut it off, now pay for it: Bulgarian man wants a new penis

    It sounds like a bad joke: Two drunken Bulgarian men are playing with a samurai sword.  The man with the sword pretends he’s a samurai and says, “Watch me cut this fly in half.”  And with one deft swing, the other man’s fly is cut in half – along...
  • sharry long

    FAIL: Woman en route to DUI hearing gets arrested for… you guessed it.

    Remember the story of William Parminter, pulled over and arrested for DUI as he drove away from his fourth DUI hearing? Well, at least he started drinking after the hearing. Sharry Long, on the other hand, had to get her buzz on so bad, she got tanked before getting...
  • facebook

    Bank robbers blab on Facebook, get nabbed

    It has been said that anything vaguely criminal or unflattering posted on Facebook, whether it be the pictures from that party where you blacked out or a quote by Charlie Sheen, might come back to haunt you later.  In the case of four Houston residents, one Facebook slip-up will...