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What do you do with a drunken sailor? If you’re his wife maybe wait for him on dock until he realizes you are gone. Or in the case of this particular drunken sailor until he thinks you’ve fallen overboard and called the cops to report you’ve drowned. That’s what...
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Unfortunately our search for details on this interesting piece of playground equipment has come to nothing. It may very well be a hoax, but if it isn’t then someone, somewhere is definitely getting sued, fired or a combination of sued and fired....
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A San Diego mother is suing the restaurant chain that owns Chuck E. Cheese for $5 million because she thinks the games inside their kiddies arcades promote gambling. According to real estate agent Debbie Keller, a mother of two kids aged 3 and 5, the games are really illegal...
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Driving when intoxicated is a stupid thing to do. Even stupider is trying to smoke your hearing aid when cops stop you to see if you are driving when intoxicated. That’s what 53-year old David Wagner did when cops pulled him over on suspicion of driving under the influence....
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If you were wondering why very little ever gets done in congress then consider this: the members (from both sides of the political fence) spend around 27% of their time taunting each other. In any other job such inefficiency would most likely result in a well-deserved firing. Professor Gary...
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A California man has been accused of pretending to be a massage parlor inspector in order to score himself a free massage and $200. Forty-seven-year-old Edward Justin LaPorte was charged with felony burglary and misdemeanor counts of impersonating a peace officer and firearm violations. It is alleged that the...
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Apparently Tokyo’s yellow rain on Wednesday March 23rd got a few people worried because of a similar phenomenon that was observed after the Chernobyl meltdown. The Japanese government has said it’s pollen, tin foil hat types have said it is radioactive particles and that it is no coincidence that...
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Try and try again. If then you don’t succeed – try a bribe. It’s the formula one British woman tried to insure she’d pass his drivers test. Jin Su has failed 5 times already and apparently couldn’t stand getting the big, red “F” again. Needless to say, it didn’t...
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For those of you getting married for the second time here’s a little pointer – don’t “unfriend” the ex on Facebook before you divorce them. And it’s always a good idea to divorce before you get remarried. That’s where American Richard Leon Brant went wrong. He married his second...