In the world of the stupid criminal, an intruder called 911 when the homeowner returned because he feared for his life.
Turns out the man, Timothy James Chapeck, broke into the house in Portland, Oregon, and decided it was a good idea to take a shower. While in the shower the homeowner returned with two dogs – German Sheppards at that – and the intruder panicked.
Rightfully so, the homeowner asked what the suspect was doing in his house. That’s when Chapeck locked himself in and called 911.
What did he report? The facts of course. That he had broken into a house, the owner had returned and he was afraid the man had a gun.
Chances are the stinky perp will be cleaning up his act in publicly funded facilities. [CNN]